Just shoot me now.....

[TehBorken]

  Okay, I give up. A *pet* umbrella? Why, is your dog in danger of melting in the rain? Give me a *&%@! break!! But even worse is that you have to wait TWO WEEKS for delivery.
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[font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="-1"] Price:  $18.95[/font]
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[/td][/tr][tr][td]    [/td][/tr][tr][td colspan="2" align="left" valign="middle"][font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="-1"] The Pet Umbrella keeps your pet dry and comfortable in rain, sleet or snow. Features include a clear oblong arc trimmed with classic plaid waterproof fabric and ergonomic, angled handle with padded comfort grip. [/p]An umbrella leash with hook attaches easily and quickly to your pet's collar  or harness. Clear umbrella body allows full view of pet. [/p]People umbrella sports matching fabric and features automatic pop-up button.[/p][font color="#000000" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"]Please allow two weeks for delivery[/font][/p] [/font][/td][/tr][/tbody][/table][a href="vny!://www.rescuepetstore.com/pet-supplies-22698.html"]vny!://www.rescuepetstore.com/pet-supplies-22698.html[/a]
   

[Trollio]

Please tell me this was invented in Japan.  

[soapbox]

millions of people starving in this world and we have this? THIS? THIS?

  wake me up when we as a species have a collective sense of what our priorities are.

  ;(

[Trollio]

I need to find that book....  give me a minute.

[Trollio]

Got it. Click the image to learn more.
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[Sportsdude]

I bet my dog still wouldn't go out in the rain.

[kitten]

Might be a good idea for those hairless (furless?) cats to keep from getting sunburnt.  Althought I still can't see taking one of those poor beasts out in public.