Hello Kitten

[Gopher]

I prefer to read  the French on bottles of HP sauce

[kitten]

A new adventure in store for me.  I shall have to rush out and purchase some.

[Gopher]

It's quite spicy. I hope you won't be too shocked.

[kitten]

I love the taste of HP Sauce.  I use it with grilled cheese sandwiches, but I don't have any on hand right now.

[Gopher]

Never tried it on hand, I prefer it on bacon sandwiches.

[kitten]

I must go.  I have a long distance call.  Have a ggod day.

[Gopher]

Thanks, and you too.

[Gopher]

You're back!

[kitten]

Good morning, Gopher.  I've sure missed this place.  My monitor conked out and I had to replace it without spending a fortune.  I found one for $40.00 this morning and just finished hooking it up.  I don't know what you do with old non-working monitors.  I hate to think of it landing in some land-fill.  Any ideas?  

[Gopher]

I usually stamp on them and use them as a handy outlet for venting my temper - but perhaps you're talking about a monitor lizard?.  

[kitten]

If I could plug in a monitor lizard, I'd set about finding one.  As it is, I'll have to stick with this computer monitor.  I whole-heartedly wish I could get a flat-screen monitor to make more space on my desk, but they cost real money.

[Gopher]

Didn't realise you used counterfeit. Do you mint it yourself?  

[kitten]

No, my printer is empty right now, so I just order the money from shady characters I meet at the grocery.

[Gopher]

How do you pay for it?

[Sportsdude]

I was getting worried about you Kitten? Glad to see you.