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You'd think if he had nothing to hide, he would come out and deny it, if only to put the rumors to rest. He could put a stop to all this speculation right now if he wanted to, by, say, producing some sort of certificate perhaps, confirming his status as a non-beater.
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Told a buddy about that and he had done a similar thing - goes into a bar and orders a couple of scotches - waitress says 'is somebody joining you?'  and he says..."who would wanna sit with me?" - was supposed to be a good-natured joke, but came out all creaky and garbled, so she just looked at him weird and avoided him after that..  

I think I asked for that once, just for a laugh

Now I remember I went into a bar one Saturday morning and asked for a couple of tom collinses, which I really liked as hangover kill/cures....cuts through the smoke and dust..

So the waitress asks, "is somebody joining you?" - because I ordered two.

So I said, trying to be funny, "naw, nobody here, just me and the monkey" - but when I got to the part about "the monkey" my voice broke and went all gravelly and garbled - so it really sounded like hell!

tff !



 

Now I just ask for an octuple. Saves time and all.  

 P.C. wrote:
I has a Boooka.  

Sambuca? I remember dropping into a Legion one Monday night after work after a weekend of heavy drinking. So, a few brews at work, pacing, then off to the Legion for two quadruple Sambucas.

The bartender looks at me kind of funny and I explain, "yeah I need 'em....I'm tapering."


 

ok well, time to pop the top on this sucker...  

ahh, I don't like beer to taste like candy - Baileys is cool, but beer shouldn't be too pretty...  

Decide to try some of this stuff:

vny!://www.innisandgunn.com/thebeer_newproducts.htm

their regular beer is a tad too sweet - kinda like candy - I'm hoping this stuff will have a somewhat darker flavor, aged in rum casks & all...

then it's on to some zin, then some Baileys..

must be Monday!
 

It's so easy to forget what a careful speaker GWB has been. Time to look back on some of his more noteworthy pronouncements, each one like a tiny little point of light...

[span style=""][/span][font size="2" face="Verdana"][o:p] [/o:p] [/font] [p class="MsoNormal"][span style="color: black;"][font size="2" face="Verdana"] "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." [/font][/span][font size="2" face="Verdana"][span style=""]—[span style="color: black;"]Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001[/span][/span][/font][/p][p class="MsoNormal"][font size="2" face="Verdana"][span style=""][span style="color: black;"]
[/span][o:p] [/o:p] [/span][/font][span style=""][font size="2" face="Verdana"][o:p] [/o:p] [/font][/span][/p] [p class="MsoNormal"][font size="2" face="Verdana"] "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —[span style="color: black;"]Townsend, Tenn., [/span]Feb. 21, 2001[/font][/p][p class="MsoNormal"]
[/p][font size="2" face="Verdana"][span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; color: black; mozbackground-clip: mozinitial; mozbackground-origin: mozinitial; mozbackground-inline-policy: mozinitial;"] "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." [/span] —[span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; color: black; mozbackground-clip: mozinitial; mozbackground-origin: mozinitial; mozbackground-inline-policy: mozinitial;"]Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001[/span][/font][/p][font size="2" face="Verdana"][span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; color: black; mozbackground-clip: mozinitial; mozbackground-origin: mozinitial; mozbackground-inline-policy: mozinitial;"]
[o:p] [/o:p] [/span][/font][/p] [font size="2" face="Verdana"][span style="color: black;"] "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." [/span] —[span style="color: black;"]Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002[/span][/font]
 

geez I'd have to be pretty upset with somebody before I'd want to throw a couple pies at them!

Maybe de Niro in Cape Fear. Not a likable sort of fellow at all.  

Yet one question remains. A question too deep and too heavy for the media to dare to address...  

Anybody mention Arby's yet? I'm mostly not too crazy about fast food joints at all. Been to all of 'em, tired of 'em all, but I like Arby's a bit, for the chicken fillet. Depends on the location. I found one that's consistent, that always gives you fresh, clean lettuce and tomato with your chickenburg, compared to the tired and stale and droopy stuff that other outlets will give you. Their fries are pretty good. I think they have a different supplier from the main fast food places.    

Dona Cata, on Victoria Drive at 35th in Vancouver, is great.

Fast, cheap, tastes good. Seriously hot salsas.

vny!://www.dinehere.ca/restaurant.asp?r=1893
 

 I guess I should just look it up but ah, what the hell ...

what is an intellectual? Isn't that just somebody who's constantly analyzing everything?

and so it should be possible to be an intellectual, and not too bright?

trying to think of an example ...maybe Curly of the Three Stooges?

now I'm recalling Lenny Bruce's take on Lyndon Johnson:

"...folks, ah think nook-you-lar fission..."

"Shut up schmuck! You don't think nothin!"
   

just what's needed for the nook-you-lar era - a vp what's intelek- intelleck.... whatever...