I sheepishly ask if you meant it to be offensive and you go on a rant about all sorts of negative aspects of my personality. I obviously have trust issues and I've expressed before that I often have paranoid feelings about people not liking me. But instead of accepting that and saying, no I was just joking, you go make it worse. I have no issue with having a good laugh and I have no issue being playfully teased (i.e. short jokes from Irish and schmoo), but if something looks like passive agressive "teasing" I freeze up and start wondering what they meant by it. Now before you respond with more negative expressions towards me about how uptight, sensitive or paranoid I am (yeah I've admitted that), consider the fact that I'm just going to take another rant as a good reason to believe that you can't effing stand me. Just as you can't stand most women... as you've made very clear. Ha! I too obviously have issues with women. I've never had this issue with a man.