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#1
 yeah, I semi retired it a while back.
You probably I know but not in your new handle
   
#2
hmmm, amazing I still have this handle in DS  
#3
Lise wrote:
 
Inside the house, there was lots of sumptuous hangings with some fairly exotic pieces of wooly tapestry for collecting the dust of TehBorken when he was plucking a sexy hotdog - his second favourite bookmark. Attempting to enlarge his repertoitre, gopher grabbed his enormous ego and showed it to the local police sergeant [strong style="font-weight: normal;"]who promptly arrested him. Fortunately, for himself, a gigantic banana declared he was[/b] waiting for gopher  who was exploring holes for the winter ice fishing expedition. The Yeti shouted, "Grab 'em quickly or Mike will chastise Lise with a huge pink feather duster. Sreaming loudly, Miss Universe declared she was not as pretty as Lise - an incontestable truth! So the beautiful Lise snarled at Mike making him eat barbecued crow feathers. Mike cried like a girl, hiding behind his mommas [font color="#000000"]skirt and peed his pants .Lise grabbed a[/font][font color="#ff0000"] [font color="#000000"]camcorder to capture[/font] [font color="#000000"]the wet leatherly[/font][font color="#000000"] look on mommas face. P.C. superhero[/font] [font color="#000000"]the great supermodel [/font][/font][font color="#c00000"][font color="#000000"]was arrested for[/font] [/font][font color="#000000"]wearing wet leather. "On the floor, on the floor", yelled [strong style="font-weight: normal;"]a mystic cockroach fresh from Olympus deep caves of
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#4
Inside the house, there was lots of sumptuous hangings with some fairly exotic pieces of wooly tapestry for collecting the dust of TehBorken when he was plucking a sexy hotdog - his second favourite bookmark. Attempting to enlarge his repertoitre, gopher grabbed his enormous ego and showed it to the local police sergeant [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]who promptly arrested him. Fortunately, for himself, a gigantic banana declared he was[/b] waiting for gopher  who was exploring holes for the winter ice fishing expedition. The Yeti shouted, "Grab 'em quickly or Mike will chastise Lise with a huge pink feather duster. Sreaming loudly, Miss Universe declared she was not as pretty as Lise - an incontestable truth! So the beautiful Lise snarled at Mike making him eat barbecued crow feathers. Mike cried like a girl, hiding behind his mommas [FONT color=#000000]skirt and peed his pants .Lise grabbed a[/FONT][FONT color=#ff0000] [FONT color=#000000]camcorder to capture[/FONT] [FONT color=#000000]the wet leatherly[/FONT][FONT color=#000000] look on mommas face. P.C. superhero[/FONT] [FONT color=#000000]the great supermodel [/FONT][/FONT][FONT color=#c00000]was arrested [/FONT]

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#5
GORDY GAMBINO wrote:
Lise wrote:

 Inside the house, there was lots of sumptuous hangings with some fairly exotic pieces of wooly tapestry for collecting the dust of TehBorken when he was plucking a sexy hotdog - his second favourite bookmark. Attempting to enlarge his repertoitre, gopher grabbed his enormous ego and showed it to the local police sergeant [STRONG style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal"]who promptly arrested him. Fortunately, for himself, a gigantic banana declared he was[/b] waiting for gopher  who was exploring holes for the winter ice fishing expedition. The Yeti shouted, "Grab 'em quickly or Mike will chastise Lise with a huge pink feather duster. Sreaming loudly, Miss Universe declared she was not as pretty as Lise - an incontestable truth! So the beautiful Lise snarled at Mike making him eat barbecued crow feathers. Mike cried like a girl, hiding behind his mommas skirt [FONT color=#ff0000]and peed his pants [/FONT]  
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
 
#6
I think everyone at least deleted 3 threads in there

it is as tempting as  needing to post in DV
 
#7
Quite funny
[a href="vny!://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/quiz1/"]

vny!://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/quiz1/[/a]
 
#8
which one?  
#9
 Raor wrote:
 if i knew dv recorded all your handles, i maybe wouldn't have had such a field day with all the anonymous postings and such !! :D  maybe would have to stick to just a few names, but it's too late now.. LOL  


Oh it figures!
 
#10
I especially like

[table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"][tbody][tr][td]Burnabyslutisaho[/td] [td]1[/td][/tr][/tbody][/table]


hehehehe
 
#11
how does that work

 
#12
I think the site owner don't mind

it drives traffic...

and traffic means  "moola"


 
#13
 female!!

come out! come out! wherever you are


   
#14
THE NITE CROWD

WOOT!
 
#15
 I was thinking of the other "B"  but nevermind