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schmoozer wrote:
 that's what I thought purelife...

  so I hear you are quite a babe.... that true?[/DIV]
 lol schmoozer.  Troll baiter.

  Hi Purelife

Some Chick's Mom's contributions:

  If you do that your face will freeze that way.

  I have eyes in the back of my head. (some chick believed her mom when she carried down this little gem)

  Sit on a cold bench and you'll get hemroids(sp)

(Truth on this last one is yet to be verified according to my mom)

  IF your friend jumped off a bridge would you?

  I know what you're thinking,

  Masturbating causes hair growth on palms

  More of that and you go blind (masturbation) (you knew that)

  Shaving hair makes it thicker and darker.

  Can not get pregnant while nursing.        

He might be for someone in the West End, but it's not me.

  Not booty call  mat. for me.

My mom and I were babbling over beer and her doggie wanted to lick her face.  I think it's gross, she'd do anything for her babies.

  How 'bout you?

Makes me miss living in the country where the light pollution doesn't make the stars fade to black.

There is unemployment insurance and some training programs available if you qualify and have been paying premiums at your previous job, but it's not a lot.

Good luck.  The only thing that helped me get through those times was telling myself "next year at this time it won't matter."

  At least it gives you a light to look toward.

How about "sick as a dog"?

  I never understood that one.

  Something funny too is the misunderstanding my brother had about the term "useless as tits on a boar".  In his late teens we were all talking and he said "Useless as tits on a board.."  All his life, that's what he thought the adults were saying.

We just went to a buffet across the street at the hotel.  HOLY I ate a lot.  Not as much as the two women I was with, but we laughed all through it.

  Salmon, tuna, jumbo shrimp, mussels, big salad bar, roast potatoes, canelloni (sp) roast chicken, vichyssoise and... chocolate cake.  My coworkers had three plates each, I polished off two plus cake.

  Hangovers made gluttons of the three of us.

Hello.

 

No, I went on a date Saturday with the realtor but he's not a fit lifestyle/personality-wise.

He wasn't on vacation.  Besides, when someone leaves a message on your cellphone, how hard is it to get back to them these days?

  He's just obnoxiousness in a nice suit.

Interesting.  Seems to me there was a lot of aboriginal drum beating to protect that area from white man's greed.

  Animal Farm visits us all at some point, doesn't it, Piggy-pigs.

Do not ever go there.

  Typically after work my coworkers and I like to go for a few beer and appys.  Lately with the nice weather, we've been looking for a nice patio, and Characters happens to be on our way home.

  Last night we had a new waiter, an Australian, that wasn't very good but he was trying hard and had only been there for four days.  Because of his effort, we were going to give him a tip anyway.  When we finally got our bills sorted out, they had put extra info on each as follows:

  15% tip is 3.99

18% tip is 4.79

20% tip is 5.32

22% tip is 5.85

  I found that to be pushing things a bit, while some others thought it was sort of helpful.  However, at that point, someone said that the waiters there are not allowed to keep their tips.  I asked our waiter and he told us that he actually got a salary of about $10.50 an hour, not any of the tips.

  So all that helpful information about how much to reward our server was not for HIS benefit, it was for the two owners who hovered like vultures, watching us very closely to make sure we didn't slip him cash (which we tried).  They watched even more closely after I went and paid with interac and did NOT hit the tip buttons.  

  I actually got dirty looks, as did my colleagues, from both owners.

  I felt like we were forced to cheat him out of what he'd worked hard to earn and I resent the owners for putting us in that position.  I was not interested in lining their pockets, I was interested in tipping a hot Australian who worked his ass off to make sure we had everything we asked for within minutes of asking.    

You got that right.

  I hung up on one last night that was returning a call I made to him and a message left TWO WEEKS ago.  

  Him:  "Hi there, just thought I'd return your call..."  

Me:  "Return my call?  I left you a message TWO WEEKS AGO..."

  I mean really, why even bother.  He was probably just trying to make a booty call.

  I might have to go outside of my age preference to find one because it seems all the men my age are immature, self absorbed a**holes.

  And yes.  I actually am fairly bitter.