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Ex-f*cking-cuse me?? I am the one making the strong argument that some 7 year olds have sexual fantasy's because I am one of them. Forn is trying to insist that I must have been molested. Irish is trying to knock some sense into Forn.

There is too much niceness in here. It's making me queesy.

batman gets my vote.

Irish has a thing for older women. He's cougar bait. How do you not know that?

What exactly about giving a bj in a car would be appealing to a woman? Isn't that something hookers do quite often? Okay, I'll be nice. It just doesn't get me turned on... not one teensy little bit. I certainly don't like the idea of missionary position in a bed all the time... or ever. But that doesn't mean I want to have sex while driving, join the mile high club or have sex in a public washroom just because it's on society's check list of odd places to do it. I don't want to just fvck everywhere for the sake of saying I've fvcked there. I want a situation that does something for me, for whatever reason. I like nature sex because it seems more natural and animalistic. No props, not toys, no cushy bed, just nature.

so TRUE.

  PBM thinks caramel apple tea sounds yucky

Ooh, sex while sailing sounds fun. I'd like to try waterfall sex as well.

TehBorken wrote:
   [DIV style="WIDTH: 100%"]  [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"]This cute young gal is at a party when she notices this distinguished older gentlemen in a Army uniform standing off to the side. She's quite taken by him, and decides to flirt a bit. After a little conversation, she asks him teasingly, "So Captain, when was the last time you had sex?"

The Captain looks her in the eye and replies, "1958, young lady."

The gal is shocked. "Oh my god, 1958! That's such a long time ago!"

The Captain looks at his watch and says, "Not really....it's only 2130 right now."


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 hahahhaa, nice!

No I haven't and I do not see the appeal.    

Now I think it's a piece of fruit. A pear maybe.

False. I'd rather be a fool.

  PBM likes plaid

  P.S. Van Houtte is a coffee brand. They serve it at Chevron. And at my workplace.

Latina.... that's as specific as I can get.

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  Here's me at age 11.    

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  This is all I could get.  

I don't have access to a decent scanner....