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False. I hate guns.

  PBM wants to try archery    

smp

TRUE!!!!!!

  PBM loves stand-up comedy

False. He only did it once and I can understand why.

  PBM thinks being a pilot would be an awesome job.

^ haha, that's a really awesome ad.

[[SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'"]I`ll handle this...I speak blonde[/SPAN]]

 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'"]I`ll handle this...I speak blonde[/SPAN]

 [P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"]
 [/SPAN]

[SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"]A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO [?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /][st1:City w:st="on"][st1:place w:st="on"]TORONTO[/st1:place][/st1:City],
WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE
FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO
THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
 
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE
 PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE
BACK..

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M
BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO [st1:City w:st="on"][st1:place w:st="on"]TORONTO[/st1:place][/st1:City] AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE
COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A
BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY
, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE
AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
SHE [st1:place w:st="on"]W ILL[/st1:place] HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M
BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO [st1:City w:st="on"][st1:place w:st="on"]TORONTO[/st1:place][/st1:City] AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO
ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A
BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK
BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND
WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS
UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT
ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE
WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO [st1:City w:st="on"][st1:place w:st="on"]TORONTO[/st1:place][/st1:City] ".[/SPAN]  

I was joking about the pop-up ads.

  Yeah I tend to jump out of pictures too. I don't generally photograph well. I'm really white with really really light coloured eyes, so even with professional cameras there are glare and red eye issues.  

^ haha

  I honestly think it's because I'm 1.young 2.a woman. They are short on both of those categories here.

Yeah I'm blonde too... it's just really showing today.

  Yup, I'm a thief alright. I can't believe I still work here. Even better, I was given a raise at christmas when most people weren't. People were getting laid off, but I got a raise. It makes me wonder what the hell other people are doing at their desks. *pops head up and looks around at other cubicals*

Hahahaha shit that explains so much. Man I feel blonde.

It pays the bills. And allows me to save up money for my future small town cottage.

  Who's Kathy?

I would go all "The Day the Earth Stood Still" on this planet's ass.

I don't care if I lose my job. I hate my job.

I know, it's retarded.

hahaha! Yeah that's going to happen.