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Title: Vampire Killing Kit
Post by: TehBorken on Apr 11 06 07:02
 For sale on eBay!
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]You are bidding on a 19th century Vampire Killing Kit. No reserve auction !

The box weights 20.1 lbs., length 16.8 inches, width 17 inches, height 7.9 inches;made of linden tree with maroon velvet inside, six compartments. The items enclosed in the box are as followed: one wooden hammer (6.5 inches long), four stakes 6 inches-each) --- the wooden hammer has applied a small holy cross, same as the stakes; the lower side containing: prayer book, crucifix, knife and eight bottles with Pamant (holy soil), Agheazma (holy water), Mir (anointing oil), Tamaie (holy incense), Usturoi (garlic), red serum, blue serum and secret potion. We believe a romanian monk from Transylvania has created this box during the period of 1870-1890 .

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The old Prayer Book is old romanian language (chirilica), 19th century-hard covers. There is a mith saying whoever is able to read from this Book, he will be able to win the fight with the dark forces, demons, vampires and other demonic creatures .

The knife is 13.1 inches long with a metal handle. It's made of heavy metal and can be easily thrown - it will always hit the target with the sharp tip. Has a gothic theme and detailing of fangs.

The metal box contains one syringe and it can be used to inject liquid garlic or secret serums into vampires. It has a small cross on it made of silver . The syringe can sustain temperatures up to 200 Celsius degrees. The cross is very old, with one beautiful black stone and is on a very old metal chain .

The metal teeth plier ( 7.5 inches ) was used in the past to remove the vampire's teeth. There is also a special tool called Dentol ( 5.5 inches ) used in the past to remove the vampire's teeth.

"Is est Sanctus Res ego sum decessio secundum ut meus pius futurus adsuesco assuesco obviam Malum , Nox noctis Ingredior Nosferatu , Lamia quod Intentus."

and translates into:

"This is the Holy Thing , I am leaving behind to my own kind to be used against the Evil, the Night Walker , Nosferatu , the Vampire and Strigoi ."

" In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen " ( In the name of the Father , the Son and the the Holy Spirit ) .

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Title: Re: Vampire Killing Kit
Post by: kitten on Apr 11 06 07:15
Ah, yes.  Every home needs one for self-defense.  You never know when one of these will turn up.

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Title: Re: Vampire Killing Kit
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 11:53
^^^^ Hey, where can you get one of those kits.!? ^^^^(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/7.gif)
Title: Re: Vampire Killing Kit
Post by: tenkani on Apr 11 06 12:04
If one of those turned up I don't think I'd fight it very hard.
Title: Re: Vampire Killing Kit
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 12:12
Lol. I would love to fight with a vampire.! ^^ I'd win too. tee hee.^^ Tenkani you should find me a vampire!
Title: Re: Vampire Killing Kit
Post by: tenkani on Apr 11 06 12:13
Will do!!

I'll send one of my mini vampires to your room tonight.

Be ready!

  Oh yeah, be careful, those little suckers bite!!   (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Shocked/6.gif)
Title: Re: Vampire Killing Kit
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 12:18
LMAO! Thank you tenkani!^^^^ Now, make sure he has black hair with black tight pants, and black shirt, with lots of earrings and chains. alrighty.?
Title: Re: Vampire Killing Kit
Post by: tenkani on Apr 11 06 12:24
Of course!!

If a vampire's not sexy and ultra emo I don't want anything to do with it!!
Title: Re: Vampire Killing Kit
Post by: Yuki on Apr 11 06 12:32
You read my thoughts tenkani.! Lol.