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Title: Irony Alert #2
Post by: TehBorken on Jul 14 11 10:06
  Another win for religion.
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 A young girl was found caged and attempting to eat herself in a mobile  home in Virginia, and cops say her parents are responsible.
 
 The malnourished girl, believed to be either 5 or 6, was discovered in a  crib that was converted into a makeshift cage after police arrived at  the home in Gloucester County to investigate a burglary last week.
 
 The girl's parents, Brian and Shannon Gore, were arrested and charged  with felony child abuse. The mother was also charged with attempted  capital murder.
 
 However, the gruesome twosome now faces first-degree murder charges  after the remains of what authorities believe to be another child were  found buried outside their mobile home.
 
 (wait for it....)
 
 "He was really a nice guy," Brian Gore's ex-girlfriend, Sandy, told WTKR  3 News in Norfolk. "He went to church and everything."
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Two words: death penalty.
       
Title: Re: Irony Alert #2
Post by: DDD on Jul 14 11 11:04
"He was really a nice guy," Brian Gore's ex-girlfriend, Sandy, told WTKR  3 News in Norfolk. "[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]He went to church and everything.[/SPAN]"
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One word: Church.
Title: Re: Irony Alert #2
Post by: Natasha on Jul 16 11 02:25
DDD wrote:
 "He was really a nice guy," Brian Gore's ex-girlfriend, Sandy, told WTKR  3 News in Norfolk. "[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]He went to church and everything.[/SPAN]"
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One word: Church.
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 One word:  Hell



...and even that would be too good for them.