This is just too goddamn funny: Matrix Ping Pong
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If you don't laugh, there's something wrong with you.
Dear Dr. Borken;
I do not find Matrix Ping Pong "too damn funny".
It's amusing but I did not laugh.
I do not think anything is wrong with me.
I feel fine.
Perhaps your diagnosis was off.
Respectfully,
Schadenfreude
Schadenfreude wrote: [div style="font-style: italic;"]I do not find Matrix Ping Pong "too damn funny".[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]It's amusing but I did not laugh.[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]I do not think anything is wrong with me.[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]I feel fine.[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]Perhaps your diagnosis was off.[/div] Dr. Borken responds:
Using my awesome webmaster powers, I ran a series of remote diagnostics. The results below speak for themselves.
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Something wrong with Schadenfreude?
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No Way! [.................../.........] Maybe
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Is that clip "too damn funny"?
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Nope [................................../] Absolutely!
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And there you have it. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)
[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]Something wrong with Schadenfreude? [/SPAN][BR style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]-------------------------------------------------[/SPAN][BR style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]No Way! [.................../.........] Maybe[/SPAN]
Right away I noticed that this is wrong. ^^^
It should be:
[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]Something wrong with Schadenfreude? [/SPAN][BR style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]-------------------------------------------------[/SPAN][BR style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]No Way! [.................../.........] Definitely[/SPAN]
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[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]or[/SPAN]
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[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]Something wrong with Schadenfreude? [/SPAN][BR style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]-------------------------------------------------[/SPAN][BR style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]Sometimes [.................../.........] Always[/SPAN][/SPAN]
My vote is cast for "too damn funny". Since I am somewhat strange, it appeals to me.
kitten wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]My vote is cast for "too damn funny". Since I am somewhat strange, it appeals to me.[/div]
There ya go- proof positive that it is indeed "too damn funny". (And who would argue with a guy that has the biggest avatar anyone has ever seen?)
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[FONT face="Courier New"]Voice Over:[/FONT]
[FONT face="Courier New"]This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes.[/FONT]
[FONT face="Courier New"]In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die... laughing.[/FONT]
[FONT color=#0000bf][FONT face="Courier New"]Ernest stops writing, pauses to look at what he has written... a smile slowly spreads across his face, turning very, very slowly to uncontrolled hysterical laughter... he staggers to his feet and reels across room helpless with mounting mirth and eventually collapses and dies on the floor.[/FONT]
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OMG, TehBorken, what happened to my avatar? I just saw it on this page and I seem to be left holding the bag. My cool kitten has left the premises.
kitten wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]OMG, TehBorken, what happened to my avatar? I just saw it on this page and I seem to be left holding the bag. My cool kitten has left the premises.[/div]
No problem, I fixed it.
Muchas gracias, TehBorken. I really appreciate it.
[FONT face="Courier New"]It was obvious that this joke was lethal...
no one could read it and live...[/FONT] (//vny!://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/ghosted.gif)
[FONT face="Courier New"]It was obvious that this joke was lethal...
no one could read it and live...[/FONT] (//vny!://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/ghosted.gif)
"Too damn funny".[/DIV]