First person writes the name of a celebrity
Second person writes an appropriate gift for them, and then writes the name of another celebrity........and so on, and so forth.
I'll start:
Paris Hilton[!-- / message --][!-- sig --]
Penicillian
G.W. Bush
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Arsenio Hall
Tailored gloves to fit his freakishly long fingers
Julia Roberts
Marriage Counselling (Before during & after)
Reason why, click to see her bio [a href="vny!://gossip.about.com/od/celebrityprofiles/p/JuliaRobertsBio.htm"]Julia Roberts[/a] now that's a lot of failed romances.
Jackie Chan
A language coach
Russel Brand
A mouthwash
Elizabeth Taylor
A Casket
Don Knotts. (nothing said that they had to be alive)
Flowers
Elvis Presley
Resurrection
Hillary Clinton
A male prostitute. I think she needs a serious shagging.
Bill Clinton
The truth
Lady Gaga
Facial reconstructive surgery.
Willie Nelson
His youth.
Gordon Campbell (at least he's a celebrity in Canada...somewhat)
Prison Jumpsuit.
And now for one of my favourite actors.
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[span style="font-family: Arial Black;"]James Earl Jones[/span]
Natasha wrote:
A male prostitute. I think she needs a serious shagging.
Bill Clinton[/DIV]
LOL..............nice one
DDD wrote:
LOL..............nice one[/DIV]
It's true! I'm amazed she has a child. The woman seems too vanilla for a fun roll in the hay.
As for James Earl Jones, I would get him a "thinking of you" card... if he's still alive.
MC Hammer
For MC. Hammer that requires no thought at all... Hell he is in desperate need of a Queer Eye for the Straight guy make over, that man has got to have some of the worst fashion sense...
Either that or a name change, perhaps it would be better to give him both
As for James Earl Jones he is still alive and well he has a contagious laugh one that will always make this man smile.. he is by far one of the best Voice's in the world in my opinion.. second only to [span class="gen"]Stephen Briggs a [/span]voice actor extraordinair
Jim Brickman (Singer & Piano Player)
[a href="vny!://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HJiL6OerCI"]The Gift[/a]
^ never heard of him sooo I would get him a new publicist.
Carrot Top
Detox to get him off the coke.. that man is so wired it is not funny.
a hair stylist something has to be done about that damned unsightly hair of his.
a body trainer to tone his lower body as much as his over steroid abusing upper body ...
Gack what a horrendously ugly man he has become compared to his younger years
he is now so brutally ugly I change the channel, even though he is one damn funny prop comic..
From one ugly man to A woman that was a fantasy for gon only knows how many thousands, upon hundreds of thousands of teenage males..
Bo Derek the woman that made way to many adolescent males stand at attention.
Some fresh young man meat. I think she's earned it.
Spongebob Squarepants - no one said the celebs had to be real.