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General Category => Discover Seattle! => Topic started by: Gopher on Jun 13 09 10:52

Title: Headlines
Post by: Gopher on Jun 13 09 10:52
Imagine you owned a newspaper and wanted to stimulate sales. What front page headlines would you use to grab everyone's attention?  
Title: Re: Headlines
Post by: van_guy on Jun 13 09 07:28
 Gopher wrote:
Imagine you owned a newspaper and wanted to stimulate sales. What front page headlines would you use to grab everyone's attention?  

Imminent Danger !!!  Expert says ... "Run for your LIVES".

the column cold be about jogging reducing cholestoral or something ...
 
Title: Re: Headlines
Post by: Lil Me on Jun 13 09 09:43
I'm a sucker for investigative journalism, so anything that uncovers a "secret" in government, manufacturing, food inspection, crooked cops...
Title: Re: Headlines
Post by: Gopher on Jun 14 09 11:15
 Chastity Bono Fathers New Malawian Child For Madonna  
Title: Re: Headlines
Post by: Ummm on Jun 14 09 12:22
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