SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATIONS LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS
Hearing aids, Band aids, Rolaids, Walking aids, Medical aids,
Government aids, and most of all Monetary aids to the children.
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST
I cannot see, I cannot pee, I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, no sense of smell, I look like hell.
My body's drooping, got trouble pooping.
SO THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE SOME AT LAST -
WELL, THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY A**!
Anon
hahahahaha
brilliant!
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[FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=5]'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.[/FONT]
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also, your back goes out more often than you do.
GOOD one al ! Another classic is from Betty Davis....Getting old isn't for sissies !
Is anyone else singing Golden years, gold whop whop whop....
or is it just me?
LOL at Lil Me.
I thought this was a David Bowie tribute too!! haha!