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Title: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 28 08 04:31
[font][font color="#000000" size="2"]BELLEVUE -- Police say a man in Bellevue was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table. [/p]  Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.[/p]  The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex. [/p]  The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.[/p]  "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.[/p]  Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies. [/p]  "What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains.[/p]  The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy Price was released on his own recognizance.
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Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Michel on Mar 28 08 04:34
   
 
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: P.C. on Mar 28 08 07:54
Well....erm....I....well I'm just thinking....it's just that......what I'm trying to say is........(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/10.gif)

  Nevermind.
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: 49er on Mar 28 08 08:00
P.C. wrote:
Well....erm....I....well I'm just thinking....it's just that......what I'm trying to say is........(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/10.gif)

    Yes....he has a fantastic imagination
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: P.C. on Mar 28 08 08:02
....and it sounds like there's some, umm....girth involved as well.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]      
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: 49er on Mar 28 08 08:11
against bare metal?  I don't think so..........its all in the head
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: P.C. on Mar 28 08 08:15
ROFL........Ick !!!!  

  That one's gotta really be UP there on the desperation list.  Almost as bad as the guy that had to have a rescue team 'release' his amorous advances with the intake valve in his swimming pool.  
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 28 08 10:40
yuck yuck yuck
 
 
   
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Gopher on Mar 29 08 12:07
All well and good, but did the table consent?
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: P.C. on Mar 29 08 12:12
I don't know Gophie....but I think it was set up.  (//vny!://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/TMB/BluebirdNut/Emoticons/Positive/rofl2.gif)  
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Gopher on Mar 29 08 12:13
That's a relief!
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Michel on Mar 29 08 12:32
     
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: P.C. on Mar 29 08 12:33
lol....I agree Michel.  It's all fun and games until someone turns the tables.
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Michel on Mar 29 08 12:36
   
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: P.C. on Mar 29 08 12:37
I can imagine.  I hear the pervert was wearing a patio lantern on his head.
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Michel on Mar 29 08 12:39
     
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: P.C. on Mar 29 08 12:42
I wonder if there was an apple pie involved.  
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Gopher on Mar 29 08 12:43
I am too prudish to get more involved in this.
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Michel on Mar 29 08 12:45
   
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: P.C. on Mar 29 08 12:45
Hang around Goph.....we'll fix that for you.(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)  
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Gopher on Mar 29 08 12:45
Please hurry.
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Michel on Mar 29 08 12:47
     
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: purelife on Mar 29 08 04:42
I wonder if he ended up using the chairs for support and hoping that the picnic table is completely sanded and smooth.  
Title: Re: Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 31 08 09:05
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Jewish groups in Britain Monday condemned the head of motor racing's Formula One after he was pictured in a tabloid newspaper allegedly participating in an orgy with prostitutes dressed as Nazi guards.

The News of the World published photographs Sunday which showed Max Mosley spanking and being whipped by five girls.

Mosley, 67, the president of the FIA which governs Formula One, is shown brandishing a whip and wearing ankle chains.
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The son of infamous British wartime fascist leader Oswald Mosley is filmed romping with five hookers at a depraved NAZI-STYLE orgy in a torture dungeon. Mosley— a friend to F1 big names like Bernie Ecclestone and Lewis Hamilton— barks ORDERS in GERMAN as he lashes girls wearing mock DEATH CAMP uniforms and enjoys being whipped until he BLEEDS.

The multi-millionaire son of Sir Oswald, who was a pal of Adolf Hitler, plays a concentration camp commandant in a FIVE-HOUR torture chamber video.

Mosley—the most powerful man in motor-racing—barks orders in German as he WHIPS two hookers dressed in striped uniforms reminiscent of AUSCHWITZ garb while girls in Nazi uniforms look on.

At one point the wrinkled 67-year-old—who publicly likes to give the impression he has put his father's evil legacy behind him—yells "she needs more of ze punishment!" while brandishing a LEATHER STRAP over a brunette's naked bottom.

Then the lashes rain down as Mosley counts them out in German: "Eins! Zwei! Drei! Vier! Fünf! Sechs!"

With each blow, the girl yelps in pain as grinning, grey-haired Mosley becomes clearly aroused. And after the beating, he makes her perform a sex act on him.

Last month the urbane president of the FIA—Formula One's governing body—hit the headlines when he announced a crackdown on racism in the sport after McLaren ace Lewis Hamilton was abused by Spanish spectators.

But on Friday the only 'crackdowns' married Mosley was interested in were on bare buttocks...including his own.



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