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Hmmm.....gain money and lose weight plan all in one. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
i'll pass.
Remember the old joke about $1,000 to mate with ape?
Lil Me wrote:
Remember the old joke about $1,000 to mate with ape?
No.... enlighten me. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/20.gif)
A group of genetic scientists post an ad in the local paper. It reads, "Individual wanted to mate with ape, $1000." The next day a Newfie telephones and agrees to the experiment on three simple conditions. The scientists are all ears.
"First," says the man, "my wife must never know. Second, the children must have a religious upbringing and third, if I can pay in installments, I'm definitely interested."