The [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]clowns[/span] highly-skilled technicians at Time Warner [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]were drunk and[/span] cut a key fiber optic cable in the Dallas/Fort Worth area last night by accident, resulting in the outage of tens of thousands of web sites, including this one.
The Moral Of The Story: Don't let morons use backhoes.