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Title: Confucious Say......
Post by: Lise on Oct 05 07 09:42
OK. Let's hear your most creative. Unfortunately I can only cut and copy mine:

    Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
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Post by: Lil Me on Oct 05 07 09:55
Husband who wolf down dinner burp in mosque.  
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Post by: P.C. on Oct 05 07 09:58
Man who stand on toilet, get high on pot.
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Post by: Russ on Oct 06 07 03:42
be one with the goat
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Post by: 49er on Oct 06 07 11:20
man who lay with goat, will need to baaaa.....the
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Post by: ripper on Oct 10 07 12:01
Man who sleeps with itchy ass wakes up with stinky fingers.
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Post by: P.C. on Oct 10 07 05:08
Man who has hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.    

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Post by: Gopher on Oct 11 07 12:08
Can you explain that one to me, PC?
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Post by: 49er on Oct 11 07 02:17
Man who has hands in pants pocket is playing pocket billiards
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Post by: Lil Me on Oct 11 07 02:18
Confucious says carry hand sanitizer if you need to shake hands with anyone. Sheesh!  
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Post by: P.C. on Oct 11 07 03:01
 Gophie wrote:  Can you explain that one to me, PC?

  Ummm.....No? (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/10.gif) [/DIV]
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Post by: Lil Me on Oct 11 07 05:16
The response should be "Confucious says no."  
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Post by: P.C. on Oct 11 07 05:20
Confucius Say...P.C. not so good at this game.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/traurig/a005.gif" border=0]  
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Post by: Lil Me on Oct 11 07 06:09
Confusious says P.C. is good at a great deal of things.  
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Post by: P.C. on Oct 11 07 06:22
I like Confucius.(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)  
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Post by: Lil Me on Oct 11 07 07:57
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 Confucious says he likes you, too!
   
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Post by: purelife on Oct 11 07 08:00
Uhm....I don't think I know any.... :(((  (//forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/11.gif)  
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Post by: P.C. on Oct 11 07 09:11
Confucius says....Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
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Post by: Gopher on Oct 12 07 10:30
Hmm. I say that as well.
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Post by: P.C. on Oct 12 07 10:32
....and I as well.  Well, I don't SAY it.....but I THINK it.
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Post by: Gopher on Oct 12 07 11:11
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.  
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Post by: P.C. on Oct 12 07 12:14
Confusius say....crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
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Post by: Gopher on Oct 13 07 11:14
Confucius say no husband ever been shot while he do dishes
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Post by: Gopher on Oct 13 07 12:05
Confucious wonder why there are so many different spellings of his name on this thread.
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Post by: Michel on Oct 13 07 12:12
   
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Post by: Mariachi on Oct 13 07 01:46
Confucius say: Boy that take girl camping have one in tent.  
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Post by: Gopher on Oct 14 08 11:38
Confucious say: Virginity like bubble, one prick and all gone.
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