A woman who police say assaulted people with a hammer while she was naked was arrested on a variety of charges, including assault and obstruction of emergency communications. Satin Delfrano, 32, of Des Moines was arrested on Sunday after police were called to a complaint of a woman armed with a hammer assaulting three other women. [/p] Delfrano also was charged with assault of a police officer, third-degree criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.[/p][a href="vny!://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/070822/koddities/odd_naked_woman_assault"]vny!://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/070822/koddities/odd_naked_woman_assault[/a]
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LOL!!!!
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Officers went to an upstairs bedroom and found Delfrano.
They allowed her to get dressed and then handcuffed her and led her outside
Huh, anybody have seen Lise lately ? (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
LOL
Hey SD, Des Moines, another funny French name subsisting in USA.
Oh here's the better description of what happened:
Police Sunday night arrested a Des Moines woman armed with a hammer, who was naked, following a domestic dispute where several individuals, including an officer, were assaulted.
According to a Des Moines police report, officers were called to 817 Buchanan Street on a domestic dispute with a hammer. They arrived and met with Sheree Sanford, 51, who said Satin Delfrano, 32, had been assaulting her and two other women.
Police found a blue van in the driveway with it's windows shattered and glass strewn on the driveway. Sanford said Delfrano was upstairs and had just smashed out the van's two large rear windows with a bed frame.
Officers went upstairs into a bedroom and found Delfrano naked with a hammer.
After being allowed to get dressed, police handcuffed her and escorted her outside where she tried to walk away on her knees and then kicked an officer in his right leg causing injury.
Another woman at the residence, Joyce Beaman, 46, said Delfrano had stayed the night and began drinking that morning, becoming severely intoxicated. Lisa Miller, 39, who was also present at the time, said Delfrano later became enraged for unknown reasons and began hitting her.
Miller said Delfrano scratched and gouged her eyes; police took photos of abrasions under her eyes.
Another woman then arrived who is in an intimate relationship with Delfrano. Delfrano grabbed her hair and began slamming her head against a wall before tearing her clothes off, grabbing a hammer and walking up and down the street. [img]vny!://cmsimg.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=D2&Date=20070820&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=70820002&Ref=AR&Profile=1001&maxw=264"]
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LOL!!!![/p] Funniest story I've ever read.[/p]
Ok now that I saw her pic, I understand better that passage :
They allowed her to get dressed
LOL
Joking apart, what a despair to act like this...
I bet her excuse will be "I twas drunk."
lol no kidding.
I'll bet her excuse is...."Oh I thought you said Satan Delfrano" !
Nights in white Satan...
Never reaching the ends...
Letters I've written
Never meaning to send.
Beauty I always missed
With these eyes before... (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Love/12.gif)
No, not you Satin ! No, please, don't come near, AAARRRGGGGHHHH !!!!
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more.
I'm just warning you that I may have to humm the rest. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
lol ah I know you would not be game hehe ! (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/13.gif)
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shot PC ! hehe
Had it been me, they would have knelt down and do me homage. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/13.gif)
Ye gawds. If only she had been a bit more attractive........ now that image is burn burn burn into my mind!!!! *screams*
I assume the sisters-in-law of Homer (Selma and Patty) would look something like that in real life. lol