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Title: Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex
Post by: TehBorken on Aug 20 07 05:14

Talk about an undignified death. The last line is what does it for me: "She had a love of exotic pets".
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex

BRISBANE, Australia (AP) - An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said Sunday.

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The 10-month-old male camel - weighing about 150 kilograms - knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behaviour, Gregory said.

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Camel expert Chris Hill said he had no doubt the camel's behaviour was sexual.

Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years, said young camels are not aggressive, but can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline.

The fate of the camel was not known.

The woman was given the camel in March as a birthday present from her husband and daughter. "She had a love of exotic pets," Gregory said.

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Title: Re: Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex
Post by: Lise on Aug 20 07 09:11

OMG. Talk about bizzare behavior. Note to self: don't ever get a camel for a pet.

Title: Re: Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex
Post by: P.C. on Aug 20 07 09:44

Bizarre behaviour !!! Who GIVES a camel for a 60th birthday present. What ever happened to a string of pearls ?

Title: Re: Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex
Post by: Gopher on Aug 20 07 11:08

I wonder why the camel found her so irrestitible.

Title: Re: Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex
Post by: Lil Me on Aug 20 07 11:19

Maybe the woman wore tights shorts in the front, so there was visible CAMEL TOE

Title: Re: Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex
Post by: Sportsdude on Aug 20 07 11:21

lol! good one lil me.

Title: Re: Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex
Post by: purelife on Aug 20 07 11:23

Lil Me wrote:
Maybe the woman wore tights shorts in the front, so there was visible CAMEL TOE

That my friend, earned you a blessing! You're all about your poutine, aren'tcha? ;)

Title: Re: Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex
Post by: Vivek Golikeri on Aug 26 07 12:57

Ye gads! I used to think "f--- a duck!" was a funny expression. Now a camel attempts to "do it" with a human female?!

Title: Re: Pet camel kills woman while trying to have sex
Post by: 49er on Aug 28 07 05:03

Speaking of old ladies and camels........

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[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]Polly: What in the hell is that? [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]

[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]Esther: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]

[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]Polly: Where did you get it? [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]

[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]Esther: You can get them at any drugstore. [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]

[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]The next day, Polly hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Arial color=black][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"]! [/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]

[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
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[FONT face=Verdana color=#800040][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #800040; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"][FONT size=2]"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Verdana color=blue][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"]
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