Little known fact: the "original" version of Preparation-H, which contains Bio-Dyne and a yeast derivative, and is purported to be a stellar eye cream and wrinkle/cellulite reducer, is only available in Canada. The American version no longer contains the yeast derivative.
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Makes your teeth sparkling white too.
Ok, that settles it. I'm moving to Canadia!
so what does this mean?
The American version will soothe your butt, but you can't expect to use it as an eye cream for the wrinkles on your face.
hmmm I don't think people would use it as a face cream anyway.
Models have used it for decades. Bad sleep....a little puffiness under the eyeballs....get the H out. I've been known to use it when packing a set of luggage under my eyes. It works good. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/e058.gif" border=0]
Show of hands, who spreads vasoline on their teeth before a big date?
No vaseline on teeth here.
For the Prep-H on your face, I'm assuming one would want to use a separate tube for that? Just the thought of the same applicator going up your butt and onto your face...ick.
yeah that would be stomach turning.
You're so lucky this isn't DV.
And that's all I have to say about that.
rofl
I've never used it for the...umm.....other thing. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
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Could you imagine bringing a donut cushion to work with you?! Or sitting on one on the bus?!
Ick. Probably tastes like ass.
I bet even dipping it in coffe wouldn't help X_X
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Lil Me wrote: Could you imagine bringing a donut cushion to work with you?! Or sitting on one on the bus?!
I can't even imagine having something that wrong with my a$$ that it would require something like that. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a093.gif" border=0]
well I've been sitting on a wooden chair for so long the past 2 years I need a pillow.
I knew a guy who suffered from roids. They kept popping out of his ass if he was to, say, sit on the concrete for too long... He never used a 'doughnut cushion', but I'm sure the thought had crossed his mind...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Well, I've had two kids, I often lift heavy objects, and I'll say no more :)
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Lil Me wrote:
No vaseline on teeth here.
For the Prep-H on your face, I'm assuming one would want to use a separate tube for that? Just the thought of the same applicator going up your butt and onto your face...ick.
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Separate tube... no need, maybe a separate finger. :)