I have one and she owns me and cares for me. She opened up a special account for me.(//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/11.gif)
Is your account in pounds?
Those who get paid in pounds have large bulges in their pants. Or so the story goes.
Yes. I've heard of that too, Lil Me....
You know what they say. With big bulges comes great responsibility.
So, kept man, does your women put you on a leash 24/7 or do you get a break once in a while?