Riiiiiiiight. Wave and hey, presto, you get FIVE toilet paper to use. Is that enough? (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/20.gif) As for me, five is enough for ONE option. If you get number TWO (after eating that hot spicy chillie dish), it ain't enough, gawdamnit!!!!! GRRRRR!
Oh well, chalk it up to saving the planet.
ROSWELL, Ga. (AP) - Richard Thorne grins as he waves his hand under a toilet paper dispenser in a women's restroom. The machine spits five sheets of tissue into his grasp.
A year in the works, the electronic tissue dispenser is being rolled out to the masses by Kimberly-Clark Professional as it seeks to capture more of the $1 billion away-from-home toilet paper market. The company believes most people will be satisfied with five sheets - and use 20 percent less toilet paper.
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You know.....it's getting a little scary. The trend towards removing personal decisions from our grasp is almost getting out of hand. I didn't know I wouldn't be capable of making these decisions for myself for at least another 30 years.
We had those 'wave dispensers' for paper towels at the golf course....and they gave me enough to dry my thumb.
Only thing that the golf courses ever get right is the ball washer.
Do you enjoy washing your balls in the machine?
when I was a kid that's all I was allowed to do at the course.
Lil Me wrote:
Do you enjoy washing your balls in the machine?
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]HAHAHAHHAHAHH! You're hilarious Lil Me!
Lise, I think Lil Me needs a spanking more than moi. ;) hee hee....
Lil Me wrote:
Do you enjoy washing your balls in the machine?
I just snorted my rum n coke all over my laptop... i think miss lil me wins this thread by defaut with that statement...
Lil Me wrote:
Do you enjoy washing your balls in the machine?
OMG. HAHAHAHA. Yes, I believe some decent (or not) spanking in order. LIL ME!! Honestly, I'm shocked.
And the funny part is, I don't think SD got the joke........
Oh I got it, I laughed pretty much impossible to top that though.
Ya know, the problem with automatic things such as this would be the cost to get it fixed (and the hassle) if this thing ever broke down!