instead of me posting a billion threads of funny things I find and ending up with everyone hating me I thought I would start this. Post away funny ppl :-)
(I post things that makes things shoot out my nose when I see them)
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I must be crazy, because that just makes me want to cut myself.
*pulls switch blade out of back pocket...hands it to tenkani*
*stares at knife and frowns*
I hate it when they call my bluffs :(
Don't be silly...
*stabs tenkani with blade...blade bends in half*
see...it's rubber!!
I would never want to help anyone with hurting themselves!
OMG I'M ALLERGIC TO RUBBER WTF HAVE YOU DOOOOONE!!!????
*dies*
Isis, we can finally be together in peace with that California dude out of the picture...*dances around dead tenkani's body laughing hysterically*......
I knew it!!!
Goodbye, cruel world,
Im leaving you today.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Goodbye all you people,
Theres nothing you can say,
To make me change my mind.
Goodbye.
*waiting to be beamed up*
*tapping ghostly foot*
Yeah, umm...guess what? Those gates are shut to you! Come with me my amigo...hence my handle name..
*grabs tenk by the ankle*
Oh shatters...what have I done?
It's a good thing that have special powers....one kiss from these Goddess' lips and all rubber allergic reactions (death included) can be cured!!
*bends down and plants a one of a kind Goddess kiss on tenkani's lips*
Sorry Devil....looks like you still have to share.
If it's any consolation...you are my one and only Canadian lover!
Oh well.
If they don't want me up there I guess the Earth will do for now.
*rubbing ankle and shivering*
Wait, Goddess, does this mean I owe you my life??
*laughs*...
Hey, I am a dirty Devil, not an evil Devil...I was just kidding about the whole bringing you to eternal burning and eyes gashed out by revelation demons tenk...
here, *passes ice tea to tenk* enjoy!
Although I don't like sharing Isis, it is worth it to keep our friendship.
*sniffs at tea suspiciously*
Is this a rubber-free beverage?
tenkani...such innocence....how little you understand.
I am and always will be the all-mighty Goddess. Everyone has forfeited their life to me...they just don't know it yet!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now I get it!
The gates were closed to me because I haven't finished my term of servitude to the Goddess yet!!
*looking carefully at contract*
What does it mean by "until the seas dry up and the stars no longer shine in the sky"? 0_0
*pats tenkani on the head*
It's ok...don't try to understand it...all you need to know is that your Goddess is pleased!