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Title: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: Lise on Jun 08 07 03:13
Hm... can anyone tell me why would you RIDE NAKED on a bike? Knowing you're exposed, knowing you can get HURT (I'm thinking of gears and whatever cold stuff goes down there......) Why in all that's sane in this world, would one ride a bike in your b'day outfit???(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/6.gif)

  Crazy!!!

  Right, in case you were wondering why I'm writing this. No, I'm not participating but I came across an announcement in the Georgia Strait about this event. It's going to happen. Yes on June 9, 2007 1pm at Sunset Beach. For all to see. Old, wrinkle and whatever-in-between.

  My eyes are throbbing right now.

  In case you're interested, [A href="vny!://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/"]vny!://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/[/A]
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: kitten on Jun 08 07 03:15
Brrrrr!!  No way I would do such a thing.
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 08 07 03:16
if they want to bike naked then why are they selling t-shirts on the site? lol
That's almost as bad as someone selling Che t-shirts.
 
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 08 07 03:26
(//vny!://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/images/tshirt/158_5844.jpg)

(//vny!://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/images/tshirt/159_5919.jpg)

lol
 
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: Lil Me on Jun 08 07 08:38
How would one go about trying to clean a stained bicycle seat?  Yuck.  
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: P.C. on Jun 08 07 08:46
I think I would not 'borrow' a bike for this event.
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: Lil Me on Jun 08 07 09:03
I ain't lending my bike for this event, either!  
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: P.C. on Jun 08 07 09:05
rofl.....good point.

  I tell ya......bicycle seats are the only thing that puts me off bike riding.  I'm wounded for days after, in the delicate regions. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: kitten on Jun 08 07 09:13
To me bikes are like horses...they tend to throw me off at the slightest chance.
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: Lil Me on Jun 08 07 09:34
I don't think naked horse riding would be a good idea, either.  Can you say chafing?  
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: kitten on Jun 09 07 05:53
You're supposed to put clothes on the horse?  (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 09 07 10:01
The dude modeling the t-shirt in the pic is the guy from [A href="vny!://www.worklessparty.org"]www.worklessparty.org[/A]

It would be different if it were just women - who wants to see flacid penises buried in unfashionable pubic hair?

I think you solve the staining problem by using a "save your unit" seat with the gap where your soft tissue sits!  
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: P.C. on Jun 09 07 10:04
'save your unit' seat......lol

  So is that better than the 'protect your privates' and the 'pamper your parts' seats ?
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: Lise on Jun 09 07 10:05
OMG. My teeth hurt just reading that.
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 09 07 10:07
"save your unit" and less staining with:

(//vny!://www.cyclesportandfitness.com/images/HY-RXLb2.jpg)
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: P.C. on Jun 09 07 10:08
lol Lise.....Your teeth should be fine in this.....if you can manage to stay on any one of the chosen seats.  
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: P.C. on Jun 09 07 10:09
Now that's a cleverly designed seat......for the guys.  Anything cushy for the gals?
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 09 07 10:11
the "save your unit" seat for the ladies is the same... just wider!
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: P.C. on Jun 09 07 10:18
Just wider you say.....lol

  It's not that part of the seat that's uncomfortable.  It's the front part of the 'V'.  A mini tractor seat design would be perfect.  Just a molded seat that cups the buns would be nice eliminating the horn of the seat.

    OK....just googled, and apparently what I'm thinking about is already out there.  Now this looks comfy.

  [img class=left title="Hobson Easyseat II" height=220 alt="Hobson Easyseat II" src="vny!://www.fitness-gadgets.com/wp-content/comfortable-bicycle-seat.jpg" width=220]
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: stretchedout on Oct 21 08 05:28
That looks like an ass splitter.  Ouch!  Not what I had in mind.
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: Lise on Oct 23 08 04:32
LOL ass splitter.......... I'm sure it does your buns good to move up and down a lot, no?
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: 49er on Oct 23 08 08:16
WHY NOT!

  (//vny!://i33.tinypic.com/68bg8x.jpg)
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: stretchedout on Oct 24 08 10:25
Here's the female seat I was referring too.  Same as men's, just a bit wider:

  (//vny!://blbikeshop.com/images/library/large/serfas_vl_125_top_s_06_m.jpg)
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: stretchedout on Oct 24 08 10:27
Men's:

  (//vny!://media.rei.com/media/j/1048147.jpg)
Title: Re: World Naked Bike Ride.... WHY?
Post by: ProjectoR kiDD on Nov 04 08 01:04
so anyone wanna jam the bike ride nekkid with me? ill be wearing underwaer tho,

we can also jam sideways into the bushes, polish our bikes