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General Category => Discover Seattle! => Topic started by: Gopher on Jun 05 07 11:50

Title: Cat humour
Post by: Gopher on Jun 05 07 11:50
Anything humorous with cats in mind e.g.

  "A diamond-studded flea collar is a cat's best friend".
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 05 07 11:51
Dogs drool, cats rule.
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Gopher on Jun 05 07 11:54
Cats at the cinema: I hope there will be more to follow.

  Catablanca
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 05 07 11:54
 In the mind of animals when the owners talk to them:
Dog: Yes master, okay *sits*
Cat: I'm the master, who you kidding, I own the house!
   
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 05 07 12:04
Famous lover

  Catanova
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 05 07 12:24
Medicine for a cat...

  Cat-a-tonic
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 05 07 12:29
Lord of the Cats  
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Gopher on Jun 05 07 12:33
Goldwhisker....and another Bond film: You Only Live Nine Times.
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 05 07 12:37
Actually seen in a play review

  After the play the cats returned to take a bow.
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Schadenfreude on Jun 05 07 02:20
[img id=img style="BORDER-RIGHT: black 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: black 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: black 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: black 1px solid" alt="TinyPic image" src="vny!://i16.tinypic.com/5xdy8t3.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Lise on Jun 05 07 04:57
 [TABLE width=600 align=center border=0] [TBODY] [TR] [TD] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1][/FONT]

 [FONT face=Verdana]cat haiku[/FONT][FONT face="Times New Roman"] [/FONT]

 [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]You never feed me.[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
That will sure show you.[/FONT]

 [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]You must scratch me there![/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
Yes, above my tail![/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
Behold, elevator butt.[/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]The rule for today:[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
New rule tomorrow.[/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]In deep sleep hear sound[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
cat vomit hairball somewhere[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
will find in morning.[/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]Grace personified.[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
I leap into the window.[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
I meant to do that.[/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]Blur of motion, then --[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
silence, me, a paper bag.[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
What is so funny?[/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]The mighty hunter[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
Returns with gifts of plump birds --[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
your foot just squashed one.[/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]You're always typing.[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
Well, let's see you ignore my[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
sitting on your hands.[/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]My small cardboard box.[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
You cannot see me if I[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
can just hide my head.[/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]Terrible battle.[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
I fought for hours. Come and see![/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
What's a 'term paper?'[/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]Small brave carnivores[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
Fear vacuum cleaner[/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]I want to be close[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
to you. Can I fit my head[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
inside your armpit?[/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]Wanna go outside.[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside![/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
Let me back inside![/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]Oh no! Big One[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
has been trapped by newspaper![/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
Cat to the rescue![/FONT]  [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]Humans are so strange.[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;[/FONT] [FONT face=Verdana size=-1]
My claws are not that sharp.[/FONT]

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Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Lazy Orik on Jun 05 07 05:47
Lise i laughed out loud upon reading that...

lol, only cause cat owners know it for the truth it is...

you a found a brilliant piece of poetry...
thank you for sharing it ...


 
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 05 07 05:55
That is a lovely poem!  Just purrfect.
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 05 07 06:00
Great poem Lise!  
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: P.C. on Jun 05 07 06:15
Meow
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 05 07 06:20
hairball


 
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 05 07 07:07
 [P align=center][img height=25 src="vny!://www.modnet.com.au/~firefrog/webgif/bulletheartb2.gif" width=23][FONT face="Verdana, arial" size=4] [/FONT][FONT face="Verdana, arial" color=#0000ff size=4]Cats humour us because they know,
their ancestors ate ours..

[/FONT]
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO no 1 on Jun 06 07 02:10
kitten wrote:
  [P align=center][img height=25 src="vny!://www.modnet.com.au/~firefrog/webgif/bulletheartb2.gif" width=23][FONT face="Verdana, arial" size=4] [/FONT][FONT face="Verdana, arial" color=#0000ff size=4]Cats humour us because they know,
their ancestors ate ours..

[/FONT][/DIV]
 Not anymore they don't. The larger ones can be shot the smaller ones i just run over in my LTD. So there you go one flat cat (applies even if you are a mod!!!!!!)
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: P.C. on Jun 06 07 07:33
You're getting tedious Gordy.      
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 06 07 10:15
Cats' eyes at night..........The Shining

Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: P.C. on Jun 06 07 10:20
Prize for the nicest kitty behind.

  Catastrophe.
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 06 07 10:22
  [A href="vny!://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank][img height=66 alt="Clapping Hands" src="vny!://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_55.gif" width=66 border=0][/A] A goodie, P.C.





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Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: P.C. on Jun 06 07 10:25
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c030.gif" border=0].
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 07:23
Movie title     "The Silence of the Cats"
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 07:49
Catitanic

 
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 07:55
I can't tell you how many times I've hit this thread with something brilliant.....only to forget it as soon as I get here.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a035.gif" border=0]

    Meow
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 08:03
Like a cat it will come back just when you think it is gone forever.
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: P.C. on Jun 07 07 08:17
rofl....I don't find that the case.  Well, except for when the remembered thoughts come to me at 3 in the morning.
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: 49er on Jun 07 07 08:20
Pussy Galore
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 08:23
Pussy willow

Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 09:12
Catastic  
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 09:19
This cat is really strange!

[img height=468 src="vny!://www.siliconhell.com/Images/humour/petsatwork/5.jpg" width=280][img height=468 src="vny!://www.siliconhell.com/Images/humour/petsatwork/5.jpg" width=280]
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 07 07 09:21
cat-tonic  
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 07 07 09:27
 [FONT face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color=#3333cc size=2]Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:[/FONT]

 [FONT face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color=#3333cc size=2]1. They live here. You don't.[/FONT]

 [FONT face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color=#3333cc size=2]2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.[/FONT]

 [FONT face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color=#3333cc size=2]3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.[/FONT]

Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: Gopher on Jun 10 07 11:01
Purrlife!
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 10 07 11:20
Delivery company..........Purr-olater
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: P.C. on Jun 10 07 01:33
[img height=150 alt="cat on a hot tin roof" src="vny!://www.themoggy.com/olympics/internet-cat-tin-roof.jpg" width=250 border=1]

  Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: P.C. on Jun 10 07 01:37
The Cat in the Hat

  [img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 306px" height=567 src="vny!://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/cat_een_hat.jpg" width=721]
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: P.C. on Jun 10 07 01:39
Cat Ballou

  (//vny!://www.thecatgallery.com/images/Orion-russian-blue-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: kitten on Jun 10 07 02:15
 [A href="vny!://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788YYCA" target=_blank][img height=45 alt=Roll src="vny!://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_21.gif" width=50 border=0][/A] Wonderful selection, P.C.!





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Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 12 07 09:54
I have found that people who like dogs are much more social than people who like cats.
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 09:58
So how many cats do you have ?  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 12 07 10:00
One dead cat! Two dead dogs.
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: purelife on Jun 12 07 10:12
(//vny!://venomradio.no-ip.biz/cast/images/lovethisthread.jpg).
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: purelife on Jun 12 07 10:18
(//vny!://venomradio.no-ip.biz/cast/images/tldrcat.jpg).
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: purelife on Jun 12 07 10:20
[div align="center"]    [font face="Verdana"]cat haiku[/font]  [/p]     [/p] [/div]    [img]vny!://www.strangeplaces.net/star.jpg" height="50" width="50"]                         [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]You never feed me.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           That will sure show you.[/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]You must scratch me there![/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           Yes, above my tail![/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           Behold, elevator butt.[/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]The rule for today:[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           Touch my tail, I shred your hand.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           New rule tomorrow.[/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]In deep sleep hear sound[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           cat vomit hairball somewhere[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           will find in morning.[/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Grace personified.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           I leap into the window.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           I meant to do that.[/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Blur of motion, then --[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           silence, me, a paper bag.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           What is so funny?[/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]The mighty hunter[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           Returns with gifts of plump birds --[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           your foot just squashed one.[/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]You're always typing.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           Well, let's see you ignore my[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           sitting on your hands.[/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]My small cardboard box.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           You cannot see me if I[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           can just hide my head.[/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Terrible battle.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           I fought for hours. Come and see![/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           What's a 'term paper?'[/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Small brave carnivores[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           Fear vacuum cleaner[/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]I want to be close[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           to you. Can I fit my head[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           inside your armpit?[/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Wanna go outside.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           Oh, poop! Help! I got outside![/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           Let me back inside![/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Oh no! Big One[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           has been trapped by newspaper![/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           Cat to the rescue![/font]          [/p][font face="Verdana" size="-1"]Humans are so strange.[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           Mine lies still in bed, then screams;[/font] [font face="Verdana" size="-1"]
           My claws are not that sharp.[/font]        [/p]  
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: P.C. on Jun 12 07 10:23
Somebody sure knows cats.  That's lovely purelife.
Title: Re: Cat humour
Post by: purelife on Jun 12 07 10:37
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