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Title: OPRAHS MAKE OVER
Post by: GORDY THE TERRIBLE on Jun 03 07 10:48
IN AN EFFORT TO BE MORE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON OPRAH HAS REPORTED ON HER FORUM THAT SHE DESIRES A MAKE OVER OF HER ASS IN THE FORM OF BLEACHING.

WHILE WE ALL KNOW THE STARTING AREA AT WHAT POINT DO YOU DRAW THE LINE SO TO SPEAK? THIS WAS THE CONFUSION IN THE JACKSON CAMP AND NOT KNOWING WHERE TO STOP RESULTED IN JACKSON BEING BLEACHED ALL OVER.

OPRAH NOW WISHES TO BE CALLED SNOW WHITE.
Title: Re: OPRAHS MAKE OVER
Post by: TehBorken on Jun 04 07 06:30
Although I don't like Oprah, her politics, or her whole "schtick", I will say she made it on her own. Her family was dirt poor, as impoverished as they come, and she started out with nothing. By her hard work, her determination, and her force of personality she's created a huge media empire that's second to none. She's a true [a href="vny!://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horatio_Alger"]Horatio Alger[/a] story.
 
Title: Re: OPRAHS MAKE OVER
Post by: PostMonkee @(^_^)@ on Jun 04 07 08:21
So is Hitler.
Title: Re: OPRAHS MAKE OVER
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 08:34
I don't recall Hitler helping people though.
Title: Re: OPRAHS MAKE OVER
Post by: PostMonkee @(^_^)@ on Jun 04 07 08:37
Helping people?

That's just something Oprah's public relations team thought up for good press.

The woman is a MONSTER.
Title: Re: OPRAHS MAKE OVER
Post by: kitten on Jun 04 07 08:40
Monster, maybe, but in a good sort of way.
Title: Re: OPRAHS MAKE OVER
Post by: TehBorken on Jun 04 07 11:40
 PostMonkee @(^_^)@ wrote:
 [div style="font-style: italic;"]That's just something Oprah's public relations team thought up for good press.[/div] [div style="font-style: italic;"]The woman is a MONSTER.[/div]
You're just saying that  because she's a vicious, self-obsessed anti-male whacko with millions of dollars she uses to promote her hateful IQ-reducing propaganda.
Title: Re: OPRAHS MAKE OVER
Post by: Sportsdude on Jun 04 07 11:49
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Title: Re: OPRAHS MAKE OVER
Post by: GORDY GAMBINO a1 on Jun 04 07 06:31
I'm gonna volunteer to bleech Oprah's ass.

  Does anyone know what equipment the USA Navy uses to paint their aircraft carriers as i know im in for a big job.  
Title: Re: OPRAHS MAKE OVER
Post by: stretchedout on Jun 09 07 10:38
As is the case with most rich, famous people luck had a lot to do with it.  A chubby 30 year old black woman was perfect for the TV talk show market in 1986 - thank the Cosby Show for making it possible Oprah.