[P class=MsoNormal][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"]Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and The Hunchback of Notre Dame were sitting around chatting.[/SPAN]
[P class=MsoNormal][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"]Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world"[/SPAN][?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /][O:P][/O:P]
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[P class=MsoNormal][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"]Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."[/SPAN][O:P][/O:P]
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[P class=MsoNormal][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"]The Hunchback of Notre Dame said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."[/SPAN][O:P][/O:P]
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[P class=MsoNormal][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"]So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.[/SPAN][O:P][/O:P]
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[P class=MsoNormal][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"]Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."[/SPAN][O:P][/O:P]
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[P class=MsoNormal][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"]Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphantly, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."[/SPAN][O:P][/O:P]
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[P class=MsoNormal][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"]Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame comes out looking utterly confused and says[SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"],"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"[/SPAN][/SPAN]
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Don't get into a pissing match with Walter and Jeff Dunham.
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Walter
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