What is it? Mine would be the coffee pot next to the bed. This was during a time when Mr LM was still in grad school and I was working 2 jobs. We were both totally short on sleep, and it was nice to roll over and pour coffee.
I dont know the laziest but I have quite a few.
One of the best is when I got into my truck.. and drove 5 houses down for a dinner at the neighbors.
One time, I remember I was too lazy to drink. Whoa, scary!
spent a whole day doing nothing.
you can't top that.
This was back in my single and party days.
One afternoon I was way too hung over and watched TV all day. I phoned for a pizza and when the pizza delivery person showed up, I just yelled to "Come in!". He came right to my couch and I paid for it without leaving my seat. Basically just left the couch to go the the washroom until bedtime that night.
I'm glad I'm not the only lazy person around here...
Mr LM's best friend is totally lazy. Used to shoot down his Xmas tree with a shotgun, then tidy up the end with the table saw. Drove with a wrench (attached to the steering column) because he never got around to replacing the steering wheel. Odd guy, but we love him.
EDIT: *blesses* all around for all the lazy folks
It was early in the morning, I was still asleep I guess. I ironed a shirt while I was wearing it!!!!!!!
oh the burn I got.
um. that's not good. You're going to earn yourself a Darwin Award Nomination!
For future reference: most of us lazy people either stick the shirt in the dryer for a quick spin (reduces the wrinkles) or hang the shirt in the bathroom while having a shower (steams out the wrinkles).
Devil wrote:
This was back in my single and party days.
One afternoon I was way too hung over and watched TV all day. I phoned for a pizza and when the pizza delivery person showed up, I just yelled to "Come in!". He came right to my couch and I paid for it without leaving my seat. Basically just left the couch to go the the washroom until bedtime that night.
i've gotta do the pizza thing just to see the look on the guys face.
I remember once when i was eating something and there were the cucumbers/gharkins at the table also. While I was eating, I slipped one cucumber out of my hand and it rolled over under the couch! I was so lazy to get down and pick it up so I left it there. After a month, while we were cleaning the house, I found it down there.
MY LAZY CUCUMBER......hahahahaha...
Lil Me wrote:
What is it? Mine would be the coffee pot next to the bed. This was during a time when Mr LM was still in grad school and I was working 2 jobs. We were both totally short on sleep, and it was nice to roll over and pour coffee.
Great idea. But can you drink it that hot? I'd need a mini fridge for my cream nearby too.
Once my ex-girlfriend who was trying to woo me back gave me flowers so I in turn gave those flowers to my then current girlfriend.
lol scottie that reminds me of my grandpa's funeral.
It was pouring rain, they quickly lowered the casket it in.
My crazy cousins from KC and I have always had a rivalry of one upmanship.
They had roses and put them on the casket right as it was going down.
I panicked I needed to find something that was a flower asap.
You know those flower weeds, those yellow flowers?
Well there was about 10 of them around the grave and I quickly picked them and threw them in the grave.
lol
lol
Lil Me wrote:
I'm glad I'm not the only lazy person around here...
Mr LM's best friend is totally lazy. Used to shoot down his Xmas tree with a shotgun, then tidy up the end with the table saw. Drove with a wrench (attached to the streeting column) because he never got around to replacing the steering wheel. Odd guy, but we love him.
EDIT: *blesses* all around for all the lazy folks
I would get along great with this person. You should see me and some of the things I leave cause Im too lazy.
You would TOTALLY get a long with this guy, Russ. He's a brilliant guy who is somewhat wonky. Once he took my Suburban for a week because he was moving. He called me and asked if we had an extra set of keys. I said yes, Mr LM did- but he was off near Fort McMurray at the time. The friend sighed and said he had work to do. I asked him if he locked the keys in the truck. He said no. He was at the bar the night before and did some handstands into a barrel of popcorn, right before he was ejected from the place!!! And, you can guess where he lost the keys. To his credit, he dragged himself back to the bar later that day, did some apologizing, and went through the garbage until he found the keys. He phoned me to say I could come pick up the truck and, btw- the fuel pump was busted. Later that week, he literally climbed inside because he felt bad about the lost keys issue (the truck was an '83, bless its heart), pulled the old pump, but had some difficulties with the reattach. He threw Mr LM his cell phone and said "Call my dad! He'll help us!". So Mr LM did. "Hello. This is Mr LM. Your son is INSIDE my Chevrolet and he wants to know...."
I've actually called my mom or my girlfriend from another room and when they came I asked them to hand me the tv remote which was just a few feet away but out of reach from my chair.
scottie311 wrote:
I've actually called my mom or my girlfriend from another room and when they came I asked them to hand me the tv remote which was just a few feet away but out of reach from my chair.
hahahahahahahahhaahahahaa......you're great! hahahahahahaaa......you should tell them to press the buttons for you too! hahahahah GREAT
The laziest thing I've ever done? Being too lazy to do it.
Gopher wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]The laziest thing I've ever done? Being too lazy to do it.[/div]--
Did you just say what I thought you just said?
Gopher wrote:
[DIV style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]The laziest thing I've ever done? Being too lazy to do it.[/DIV]Lil Me wrote:
Did you just say what I thought you just said?
Yep.. Id say this folks is the winner. And I have to agree with what he said.
I'm confused what's he implying? oh wait, nevermind.
Sportsdude wrote:
I'm confused what's he implying? oh wait, nevermind.
......
I'm too lazy to explain.
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For lazy people who don't bother to replenish the TP.
I used to steal toilet paper from my college campus and put it in my back pack because I was too lazy to go buy it^^^
*bless*
At least you still used TP.
lol, scottie.....I notice those ones are padlocked. I thought that was weird, but now that you mention it.....perhaps not so weird. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/4.gif)
edit....umm...if you're handing out blessings for using toilet paper, I would like to add that I use it too.(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Bless you P.C.
lol at P.C.
I usually eat shrimps/prawns in their shells because I am too lazy to deshell them
i was to tired,to drunk & to lazy ... to go and get sick in the bathroom so i just opened the bedroom window and vomited out it into the flower bed below... needless to say cleaning the vomit off the side of the building was a tedious chore the next day... all down the side,
it was stuck on like glue all three story's.
I once asked someone to go to my dental appointment for me. What can I say, I was really busy at the time.
Almost the same as another poster here....
Mum called out for dinner, I in turned phoned from my cell phone to get her to bring it too me because I didn't want to leave the couch or tv. After dropping dinner off, I called back for a glass of milk.
We had pizza delivered to the hot-tub once. We are pathetic. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/c025.gif" border=0]
I've had many lazy moments. For some reason when these lazy moments happen something is thrown at me. lol
Once, I had a coconut fall on my head and was knocked out i was too lazy to get back up afterwards even when my parents were hounding me. i pretned to play dead for a while... yeah, meso lazy.
Quite proud of myself for figuring out this shortcut today:
I sprayed the rubber slush mats with tire degreaser and rinsed with the sprayer instead of scrubbing, like I usually do. Worked like a charm.
Lol. That belongs in a clever thread, not a lazy thread! [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/f045.gif" border=0]
and for that, Mr Sawdust plays the crash cymbals?
I think he's too lazy to clap. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/c025.gif" border=0]
I uh, thought it was clapping. Try this (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/11.gif)
Sawdust wrote:
I uh, thought it was clapping.
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Must be them big hands of yours, Mr Saw. :)
Two feather beds on top of the mattress. I DON'T want to get up in the morning. Pure luxury. Also set up coffee the night before on the timer so that it is ready when the alarm rings.
oh that sounds nice, kitten. Care to open a B&B at your place?
Nooo!!! I don't think so. It's all MINE!! And I absolutely love the sheer comfort of it. Can't imagine what took me so long, apart from the fact that I didn't know they even existed until I saw the flyer.
Heckyl dropped a pencil crayon down the kitchen sink yesterday. I'm too lazy to fish it out.
lol I'm going to have to get used to the phrase pencil crayon. :)
What do you call it? Coloured pencil?
It's a tough transition......but you can make it. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
You might want to take a few driving lessons to get used to driving on the left side of the road. A lot of people who come from other countries do that.
coloured pencils.
Yeah I'm afraid of culture shock, coming from such a far away land. hehe
The person I know from Mala said to avoid the loggers, he said they might be pissed that I'm American for some reason.
Well, I don't know if this works in reverse....I don't know why it wouldn't.....but I get no sense of culture shock when I'm in the States.
well according to the folks who live by the creek, Canada is full of communists who eat blubber.
cant be botherd to log in some days ... does this qualify ?
lol, Orik.......yes, I believe it does.
I don't know about the laziest thing, But I over sleep all the time, especially when I'm sick. Like now, stupid cold.=C I went to bed the other day at like 8 PM and I woke up at 6 PM the next day, and I only woke up then because my kitty jumped on my head. Lol.
Sweet Sparkleface (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Love/8.gif)
Hope you feel better soon.
Thank you tenkani!!!^^^^*HUGZ*^^^^^^^^