From [a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);" href="vny!://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/12/fashion/12cars.html?em&ex=1176609600&en=ec18b4057402f5bf&ei=5087%0A"]an article on "straight" versus "gay" cars and trucks[/a]:
"A few years ago, Meghan Daum, an op-ed contributor to The Los Angeles Times, wrote about a promising first date with a man that never led to a second one because, she later learned, the guy saw that she drove a Subaru Outback station wagon and concluded she must be a lesbian."
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Question: What kind of imbecile reckons a woman's sexual orientation based on the car she drives?
Answer: The kind of imbecile that won't get laid, that's what kind.
And more from the same article:
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Mr. Markus of Motor Trend said clichés about gay drivers tend to collapse on close inspection, like the gay man who is a "gym bunny" and gravitates toward Jeeps and convertibles "to show off his hot body." But, he added, "If you could actually push a button and see what every gay person drives, it's probably not too different from what the average person drives, but it might skew higher in price."
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You mean gay people are (GASP!)just like everyone else when it comes to buying a car?? OMG OMG, breaking news!
Was that guy crazy?? Lesbians are totally hawt!!!
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So what does it mean for a girl to drive a car like this?
Apparently I must be a lesbian.
Mini Cooper is NOT a 'gay' car. lol
Sportsdude wrote:
Mini Cooper is NOT a 'gay' car. lol
Uh...
I didn't want to be the first one to say it.
have you actually driven a Mini Cooper? Its a freaking go-kart.
Lol Mr Tenk.. 'bless'.
Russ wrote:
Lol Mr Tenk.. 'bless'.
EDIT: yeah I have SD. Ive driven a few origional ones and new one.
Id still put my money one a souped up two door 510
510?
If I had a decent job I'd get a Mini in a heart beat, too much fun plus I like small cars.
I can see SD driving a mini.
It would be like when Hightower in Police Academy had to drive that little hatchback and so he tore out the front seat and drove from the back.
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Datsun 510.
One of my friends had a 510. You didn't need keys to start it.
Do you stick your feet down through the floorboards Flintstone style?
lol. you turned the metal ignition ring thingie.
My next car is probably going to be a Fit.
Although if Subuaru didn't make such fugly looking cars I'd get a 4cyc awd imperenza hatch
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have you seen the new models Lil Me? They're not pleasing to the eye.
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front end screams Chrysler grill and Impala front end.
yeah, but they win the world rally races every year.
The rear end:
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yup although Citroen wins every year because they have the best driver in the WRC
The rear end of my zoom zoom is sexy as all hell.
I have seriously considered lubing up that tail pipe and...
*men in white coats drag tenkani off screaming*
lol- that's the most ironic thing I've heard all day, given the thread topic here.