BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said.The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net)."Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said."She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."
The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said.In March, a six-year-old girl broke only her left leg when she fell six floors on to a pile of snow in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang.
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Holy pile of crap-saving-woman!! (//vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/k014.gif)
holy crap indeed.
One year ago on this date.........
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I wonder if she had to do her laundry all over again.
I hope she had her mouth closed.
I bet she has been haunted by sh*tty dreams ever since. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a108.gif" border=0]
And I also bet she wished that she could fly.
I wonder if she sold the screen rights?
I wonder who would play the lead role.
Did we ever find out her name?
P.C. wrote:
I wonder who would play the lead role.
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[FONT color=#ff007f]Paris Hilton.[/FONT]
I wonder if she will be writing a book.
I kinda think Britney Spears could play supporting Actress.
By supporting role, do you mean the pile of excrement into which she fell?
So the next time we think we are having a sh*tty day, think of this person....
This actress was seen leaving the audition.
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ROFL
I wonder why this thread is provokling more reaction than it did last year?
THIS year it's on a Friday !!!!
Ah yes, and it's also had time to 'mature'.
I know they're already in production for some of the props.
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Will you be an extra, PC?
I think this guy is going to be playing the role of her devoted butler.
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Will you be an extra, PC?
I don't think so Gophie....I heard the pay stinks too !
It will probably be artistically shot in sepia.
lol. What will the soundtrack be?
Can't think at the moment but I imagine that wind instruments will feature largely.
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Lil Me wrote:
lol. What will the soundtrack be?
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Don't it make your blue eyes brown.
Aha!
Also Brown Eyed Girl, Bad Bad Leroy Brown
Bet she was browned off by the whole experience!
Lil Me wrote:
Aha!
Also Brown Eyed Girl, Bad Bad Leroy Brown
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Not to mention Rhapsody In Brown
She Came in Through the Bathroom Window
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Great sound track choices !!!!
Of course there would have to be a couple James Brown songs.
How about, Mrs. Brown You've Got a Messy Daughter.
Yes...Yes indeed. Kelloggs Bran could definitely be a sponsor. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/ekelig/c018.gif" border=0]
as could the makers of ex-lax
so many shitty ideas
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20cm isn't a lot of poop - I have say it's pretty amazing - I wonder if anybody has thought of using ... say 40cm of poop ... instead of those bulky foam mats that stunt people use. I'm sure there are other markets for such an amazing shock absorbent product ...
I think you might be on to something VG. I know the cost to have air bags for your car replaced, is very expensive. This may be a more cost effective alternative.
Makes the pine tree air freshener a necessity...
You can fart in the car and noone will notice!
I think ones' car should also be minus a muffler, Lil Me.
Just turn up the stereo!
Playlist: Don't Go Breaking My Fart, Total Eclipse of the Fart, Owner of a Lonely Fart, Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers...
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oh look! bouncing gas bubbles!
Lil Me wrote:
You can fart in the car and noone will notice!
Maybe you could but i think people would still notice if i were to let loose
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There must be a way to run a car on methane gas.
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Where's Russ? This can be his next project.
Michel wrote:
Wow I wouldn't want to be the car stucked behind that Abbotsfordmobile in heavy traffic.
With a slightly altered powertrain one could redefine horsepower ...
Cow Power has a better ring to it.
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P.C. wrote:
Cow Power has a better ring to it.
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but if abbreviated it would be cower
sheep = shower
llllamas = llower
I refuse to Kowtow to the temptation to add to this list.
Gopher wrote:
I refuse to Kowtow to the temptation to add to this list.
you are a brave rodent
hey ...
Gopher - goph-ower