Let's make her a virtual gift basket, now that she's quit her job. Feel free to throw in some money, or some nice little presents.
I'll start with:
bottle of homemade red wine
jar of homemade red pepper jelly (made by my cousin)
How do we send this to her?
via the internet! It's a virtual basket. So dig those extra pens and erasers out of your desk!
(thank you, purelife. I've re-worded the original)
ohhh...virtual. I thought that it was for real.
Virtual... hmmm...I'll send her $1,000 in cyber bucks to go shopping for new clothes/shoes/bags/accessories and of course, spa, facial/pedicure/manicure. :)
*takes of underwear*, here, add these, I only wore them for two days straight.
lol. It's the gift that keeps on giving...
[FONT size=7]OMG[/FONT]
You shouldn't have. That is the sweetest thing
[FONT size=5]EVAR.....you guys !!!!!!!![/FONT]
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Lil Me wrote:
lol. It's the gift that keeps on giving...
Nice!
Great thread!!
* Hand-carved teak short-timer's stick.
* a jar of kitten fur.
[FONT face="Arial Narrow"]Here, tenk gave this to me, and I think it would be nice for the basket,[/FONT]
[FONT face="Arial Narrow"]It is a vinyl record "All My Friends Are Dead", by Freddie Gage
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A power saw from Home Depot.
Ohhhhhhh...SD.....you sweet talker you !!!! [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c011.gif" border=0]
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
hehehe the key to P.C.'s heart isn't chocolate but POWER TOOLS *grunts* hehehe
I'll give her Tim Allen. ;)
All types of cheese.
My gandpappy alway used to say "the quickest way to someone's heart is with a power drill".
I still visit him in the asylum sometimes.
I would put my heart in the basket, but she stole it a long time ago..(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/cliparts/Love/1.gif)
Can this possibly GET any better ?????? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/e025.gif" border=0]
How about some bubbly drinks to add to the hamper. You gotta make it fun!(//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/15.gif)
I LIKE BUBBLY ! [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/musik/e030.gif" border=0]
* of course a We Love You card signed by the whole DS gang :)
* jelly babies.
- a t-shirt that says "The Devil makes me HOT!"
I just pulled out, from the recesses of my pantry, a bottle of eye of newt, horse hair, monkey finger nail clippings...hmmm...sorry...can't part with the rest...but I have made up a good luck potion for you! *bless*
Mmmmm jelly babies.
Devil.....I already HAVE that T-shirt.
Lil Me......what a lovely gift. Should I send someone to pick it up?
[img height=274 alt="Moving van" src="vny!://www.cisl.ucar.edu/news/01/features/arcs/delivery/truck4.jpg" width=432 border=3].
....monkey clippings ? My FAVOURITE.
of course....if you wait a week...will add in some hairbrush hair...could get a real voodoo doll outta that one!
Lil Me sent: bottle of homemade red wine
jar of homemade red pepper jelly (made by my cousin)
I was so taken by the whole gift basket that I didn't even mention the lovely wine and the homemade jelly and the yummy cheeses. Thanking you muchly.
And purelife...I've booked the facial/pedicure and manicure and a day of shopping with 1000 cyber bucks.
Too sweet !
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c015.gif" border=0]
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Foie gras for the basket?
Niiiiice!
I liked the little white flowers, thought it added a nice touch. :)
How about another t-shirt that says, "I splat on Raging Poodle and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a213.gif" border=0].
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0] I think I'll just have the cute fuzzy signets and the flowers.
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a puppy, a kitty, a bird and a turtle.
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and a ducky and a fish.
and a baby monkey :)
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oh and...this!
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Soma *bless* those are absolutely ADORABLE!.....my heart is melting....
Soma wrote:
oh and...this!
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what is it?
Oh, and Ill throw is one of my sanghria mixes and a bottle of Bacardi 151 to get you started.
it's umm, it's a pokemon. lol :)
a Pika?
THANKS RUSS !!!!!! Yum
Properties says this.
[A href="vny!://www.babyanimalz.com/images/WomssbatBaby.jpg[/img]vny!://www.babyanimalz.com/images/WomssbatBaby.jpg[/A]
Baby wombat?
heres an adult:
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P.C. wrote:
THANKS RUSS !!!!!! Yum
Anything for a beautiful lady!
pikachu!!!
Honda Insight
Good memory SD. In electric blue ???????
I love these online gift baskets, what a great idea, Lil Me!
How cheerful!!!
well, a picture paints a thousand words, so thanks for your contributions.
on that note...
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well now that the Insight is no more I've got something better for you
Its called the Tesla, Tesla Roadster.
Its faster then a Porsche, and it runs on juice, electric juice.
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oh oh oh
how could I forget?
*throws in a case of Nabob extra-fine molecular grind*
Ahhhhh Lil Me. Your thoughfulness is unsurpassed. That's perfect. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a194.gif" border=0]
This is the sweetest thread ever..
For PC,
I give you the PC of all PCs...
iMac!
(//vny!://cache.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/imac.jpg)
They changed it already Orca:
(//vny!://reviews.zdnet.co.uk/i/z/rv/2004/09/imac-300x225.gif)
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c025.gif" border=0] WOW.....that's deluxe!!!! Thanks Orca. (does it have a smite key?)
no but it comes with a built in webcam.
Lise wrote:
How about another t-shirt that says, "I splat on Raging Poodle and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
* slow clap *
Was that supposed to be FUNNY, Lise?
You think PC should be rewarded with a t-shirt for spitting on me, targeting me, and pestering me the way she did? [A onclick="addImg('icon/icon_smile_angry.gif')" href="jvascript:void(0)"](//vny!://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/icon_smile_angry.gif)[/A]
Step by step, I've chronicled how she constantly pissed and moaned in my threads.
I've brought up some legitimate questions and counter views in my account of events.
Lise, why do you think PC hasn't responded to them yet?
I'll tell you why, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON!
That's why!
She knows what she did was WRONG, and now she's finally shut up about it because she doesn't really have a valid defense.
You're acting like a school yard bully's buddy, Lise.
Have you actually READ what took place before making such a retarded and provocative statement?
I thought you had HALF a BRAIN, to understand the written word. I guess I was wrong!
I'm disappointed in you.
OMG....Raging Poodles in my gift basket !!!!!!
.[img style="WIDTH: 214px; HEIGHT: 211px" height=220 src="vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Shocked/1.gif" width=237 border=0] [FONT size=2]*borrowed without permission [/FONT]
Woohoo, go Raging Poodle, go baby! You know we wants it. *girly giggle*
P.C. wrote:
OMG....Raging Poodles in my gift basket !!!!!!
I know you're ecstatic.
As you requested in [A href="vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/index.php/topic,4510.msg71245.html#msg71245"][FONT color=#565656]Re: Who Quit[/FONT][/A]
> And I've always liked the smell of cat food......
I'm throwing an OPENED can of cat food into your basket for your aromatic pleasure. [img onmousedown=travesmilie(this.src); height=15 src="vny!://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/wuerg/vomit-smiley-021.gif" width=15]
Enjoy!
Did some1 say cat food???
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I don't like the canned food, I'm afraid of getting rat poison. =(
I saw some of the cans on the shelf. I was actually quite surprised some of them had lobster. Wow. They eat better than some of us humans.
yeah angel liked the fancy stuff when she was still here. Tigger thankfully grew up on dry cat food so when tuna or something is opened, he doesn't go nuts like Angel did.
I had a kitty cat once who didn't mind canned cat food, but she would not eat Fancy Feast canned food, for some reason. I would have thought FF was a better brand, the way they were marketing it.
[span style="font-weight: normal;"]That retarded idiot Raging Poodle Babbled:[/span]
Lise, why do you think PC hasn't responded to them yet?
I'll tell you why, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON! [/div][div]She knows what she did was WRONG, and now she's finally shut up about it because she doesn't really have a valid defense.
You're acting like a school yard bully's buddy, Lise.
I thought you had HALF a BRAIN, to understand the written word. I guess I was wrong!
[font style="font-family: Arial Narrow; color: rgb(0, 0, 191);" size="5"]JUST SHUT THAT ANUS IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE Raging Poodle. YOU'RE THE BIGGEST ASSWIPE ON THIS ENTIRE FORUM, GOING OVER AND OVER THIS TRIED OLD SHIT. YOU JUST CAN'T SHUTUP BECAUSE YOU'RE A PATHETIC LITTLE ATTENTION WHORE.
PLEASE, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND STOP DRAGGING THIS CRAP OUT SO YOU CAN GET THE ATTENTION YOU SO DESPERATELY CRAVE, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BABY.[/font][font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191); font-family: Arial Narrow;" size="5"]
WAH, MY NAME IS Raging Poodle, PAY ATTENTION TO ME, WAH WAH WAH!!![/font]
umm, "death to Raging Poodle"
i think Raging Poodle is funny.
thanks Raging Poodle for keeping things interesting & entertaining. :D
[FONT size=5][FONT color=#0000bf][FONT face="Arial Narrow"][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]JUST SHUT THAT ANUS IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE Raging Poodle. YOU'RE THE BIGGEST ASSWIPE ON THIS ENTIRE FORUM, GOING OVER AND OVER THIS TRIED OLD SHIT. YOU JUST CAN'T SHUTUP BECAUSE YOU'RE A PATHETIC LITTLE ATTENTION WHORE. [/SPAN][BR style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"][BR style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]PLEASE, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND STOP DRAGGING THIS CRAP OUT SO YOU CAN GET THE ATTENTION YOU SO DESPERATELY CRAVE, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BABY.[/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,191); FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow"]
[BR style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"][FONT size=5]WAH, MY NAME IS Raging Poodle, PAY ATTENTION TO ME, WAH WAH WAH!!![/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT]
Don't worry about it raor.....it's OK. It really doesn't bother me.
[font style="font-family: Arial Narrow; color: rgb(0, 0, 191);" size="5"]Raging Poodle, WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS OF P.C. AND HOW WELL LIKED SHE IS HERE. GET OVER IT- YOU'LL NEVER BE AS WELL LIKED AS SHE IS HERE, YOU IGNORANT, BORING LITTLE WEASEL.
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ok p.c. :)
Death To Raging Poodle: Why not post all your this stuff @ [A href="vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/index.php/topic,4523.0.html"][FONT color=#000000]A thread for "DIE Raging Poodle" and other trolls, losers and haters[/FONT][/A] ?
That's the purpose of that thread.
Use it.
Raging Poodle, I don't understand why you want to get rid of hate threads about you on DV, but you are okay with keeping them on DS?
Raging Poodle, I don't understand why you want to get rid of hate threads about you on DV, but you are okay with keeping them on DS?
P.C. wrote:
Don't worry about it raor.....it's OK. It really doesn't bother me.
I might be wrong but I don't believe Death to Raging Poodle character is raor. Compare their IPs and you'll see. That's a different hater.
he's right. [span style="text-decoration: underline;"]check their IP's that's not me.[/span]
i dont' stay mad at Raging Poodle for very long anyway :)
^ oops, i should really log in when i post. what i said. :)
Raging Poodle! wrote:
P.C. wrote:
Don't worry about it raor.....it's OK. It really doesn't bother me.
I might be wrong but I don't believe Death to Raging Poodle character is raor. Compare their IPs and you'll see. That's a different hater.
[span style="font-weight: normal;"]i just re-read that page. i saw how it got taken out of context. i think pc confused where i was praising you for keeping things funny, posting as 'i luv Raging Poodle #98'.. she may have thought i am that person posting in blue, but i'm not. lol! how that could have gotten confused, i'm not so sure.[/span]
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P.C. wrote:
[font color="#0000bf"][font face="Arial Narrow"]JUST SHUT THAT ANUS IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE Raging Poodle. YOU'RE THE BIGGEST ASSWIPE ON THIS ENTIRE FORUM, GOING OVER AND OVER THIS TRIED OLD SHIT. YOU JUST CAN'T SHUTUP BECAUSE YOU'RE A PATHETIC LITTLE ATTENTION WHORE.
PLEASE, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND STOP DRAGGING THIS CRAP OUT SO YOU CAN GET THE ATTENTION YOU SO DESPERATELY CRAVE, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BABY.[/font][/font][font style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191); font-family: Arial Narrow;"]
WAH, MY NAME IS Raging Poodle, PAY ATTENTION TO ME, WAH WAH WAH!!![/font]
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Don't worry about it raor.....it's OK. It really doesn't bother me.
Uh PC, this person is not me. I think you made a mistake. (//forums/richedit/smileys/10.gif)
Thanks Raging Poodle, for pointing that out.
I wouldn't even have noticed.. :(
Raging Poodle..you and your 20 girlfriends you know the "one with 19 other personalities" need to go get help. You are not helping the matter by playing with kitty. Here's the list of Raor's personalities, Theangel, Just me, nm..too many to list but it's all the no name handles that acts like a twit on here or supports her. LOL
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Back to the original question... I would so like to send muffins to Ms. PC.
I'd deliver them, sure, would love to.
OMG....thanks Lise. What a gorgeous basket of goodies. It looks too good to eat though.
*all of a sudden I feel like something scrummy ! [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/nahrung/f045.gif" border=0]
one more item,
'Devil in a Box'
oh and a thank you letter.
I will give you ribbons, for the basket...
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