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Title: Beer is better than sex
Post by: Mordus on Mar 18 07 04:20
Discuss.

  The beer  (i) does not nag at you when you come home late (ii) does not want you to do chores (iii) is forgiving when you pass out (iv) does not care if you don't give your woman an orgasm (v) makes your woman look good after five beers.    
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 18 07 07:28
Mordus wrote:
 Discuss.

  The beer  (i) does not nag at you when you come home late (ii) does not want you to do chores (iii) is forgiving when you pass out (iv) does not care if you don't give your woman an orgasm (v) makes your woman look good after five beers.

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(i)  Beer does not welcome you home with open arms, meet you and the airport or plan a secret rendezvous

(ii) Beer causes you the inconvenience of flatulence, frequent urination and extreme bouts of vomiting.  Call these chores.

(iii) Beer doesn't hold your head out of the toilet water as you're puking

(iv) Beer doesn't moan and yell your name

(v) Beer makes YOU look terrible after 5 beers    
 
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 18 07 09:01
I don't think there is green sex on St Paddy's Day.  Whilst singing.
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 18 07 09:03
green sex? never heard.  
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: purelife on Mar 18 07 09:04
Green sex is best in teh kilt. ;)  
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 18 07 09:06
Do you like green sex and ham, Sam I am?
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 18 07 09:06
 camando style I see. ;)
Well girls kilts would be catholic school girl skirts. ;)
   
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: Devil on Mar 19 07 08:58
Drinking beer with a cutie, then later having sex is always good too!  
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: P.C. on Mar 19 07 09:34
Good point Devi;.  Nothing like having your cake......errr.....beer and eating it too !  

  (i)  Beer does not welcome you home with open arms, meet you and the airport or plan a secret rendezvous (ii) Beer causes you the inconvenience of flatulence, frequent urination and extreme bouts of vomiting.  Call these chores.

(iii) Beer doesn't hold your head out of the toilet water as you're puking

(iv) Beer doesn't moan and yell your name

(v) Beer makes YOU look terrible after 5 beers

  VERY GOOD  Lil Me !!!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c011.gif" border=0][/DIV]
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: margretli on Mar 19 07 10:48
  Mordus wrote:
Discuss.
 [/div]  [div]The beer  (i) does not nag at you when you come home late (ii) does not want you to do chores (iii) is forgiving when you pass out (iv) does not care if you don't give your woman an orgasm (v) makes your woman look good after five beers.
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What are you trying to compare? Beer to sex? Or beer to a nagging wife/girlfriend?

Last time I check, being nagged at, or doing chores have nothing to do with sex. Maybe you should change the tile a little eh?


 
 
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: TehBorken on Mar 19 07 10:50
 P.C. wrote:
[strong style="font-weight: normal;"][em][/em][/b][strong style="font-weight: normal;"][em](ii) Beer causes you the inconvenience of flatulence, frequent urination and extreme bouts of vomiting.  [/em][/b]

Yeah, vomiting is highly overrated, in my opinion.

 
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: :)D on Mar 29 07 09:35
BEER AND SEX..................GET MY VOTE:)D  
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: pitbullca.bc on Mar 29 07 10:14
I CU :)D....does the ) mean you still have a moustache?
Title: Re: Beer is better than sex
Post by: :)D on Mar 29 07 10:20
that would be a on and off moustache  ms.pit......you know :)D