ORGASM 101: Yes. Read. Learn. It's not dirty. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Fact One:
We need 20 minutes (yes, men!!) 20 mins of "clitoral or G-spot stimulation". More foreplay, less talk.
However, is estimated that around 24 to 37% of women can't climax due to "smoking, drinking, emotional disorders, medications, and menopause."
Fact Two:
For some reason, women swear that products such as ginkgo biloba, vitamins, minerals etc helps to get some level of sexual satisfaction.
Fact Three:
For couples who wish to get pregnant, orgasm really helps to increase the chance of conception. It releaxes the hormone oxytocin which is released during peak orgasm causing the "uterine contractions that coax sperm toward the egg."
Fact Four:
Masturbation. What else can I say? It's not only good for you but it also reduces "sensitivity to pain, relieve menstrual cramps, and alleviate stress—possibly due to a surge in oxytocin and dopamine."
Fact Five:
The vibrator. It's method is as ancient as ancient Greece.
[A href="http://www2.oprah.com/omagazine/200612/omag_200612_sex.jhtml"][FONT color=#006699 size=1]Five Facts on Female Orgasm[/FONT][/A]
Very funny, but as Ann Coulter clearly stated, it's a myth.
Even more proof!
The female orgasm is a mythical beast not unlike a mermaid, satyr, centaur, or medusa, long thought to exist by scientists during the Middle Ages. Although many men have attempted to give women these strange "orgasms", none have truly succeeded.
More here:
[A href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Female_orgasm"]http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Female_orgasm[/A]
20 minutes, oye that's a lot of work.
Holy molly, I had no idea there's a uncycopedia site... even more shocked than the 'no-such-thing-as-female-orgasm'. (http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Shocked/6.gif)
Apparently the author never met a tenkani.
Damn right, Lise!
I'm so good I can give a MAN a female orgasm!
*wandering over to Sportsdude and whistling innocently*
20 minutes is a lotta moans and groans...
It never ceases to amaze me how much I don't know about history. I didn't even know you could get batteries in ancient Greece.
I think vibrators in ancient Greece were mouse-on-a-wheel-powered.
Sounds uncomfortable :(
I think that it's better to stick to natural substances instead of inserting plastic up you *uh-hem*... you know, cukes... ;)
I think vibrators in ancient Greece were mouse-on-a-wheel-powered.
Sounds uncomfortable
.....and fuzzy [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c032.gif" border=0][/DIV]
fuzzy pickle
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[FONT color=#60bf00]EDIT: Dildo removed for your pleasure [/FONT] (http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/w2tf.gif)
Holy salad fixins Batman. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a093.gif" border=0]
Hehe, it's not actually mine.
It belongs to one of the old Lunch thread regs but I don't remember who.
Lise, does it look familiar to you?
Don't shop anywhere else
[a href="http://www.womynsware.com/"]http://www.womynsware.com/[/a]
don't tell using a dildo is 'even better then the real thing' or women everywhere wouldn't date. ;)
Tenk, honey, please warn me before you post a pic of fuzzy pickles. I have coworkers lurking around my computer. ;) OhMYEyes!
[FONT color=#60bf00]EDIT: Sexist comment removed for your pleasure[/FONT] (http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/w2tf.gif)
*smacking self on head*
No!!!! BAD!!!
LOL... Oh...that's naughty..I like, I like. tenk...you're on teh right track. ;)
lol
I think women just like the relationship part.
Guys are in it for the sex.
Girls are more complicated. They're like a hydrogen fuel cell car. We are the electric scooter. Plug it in and go.
I'm more like a flintstones car.
I like it when women ram their feet through my floorboards :O
yaba daba doo
This is one of those cases where I REALLY wish I hadn't thread hijacked.
We could be talking about female orgasms and instead we're talking about the flintstones.
SD, can I borrow your time machine???
Yeah.....mingling the two topics has formed some bizarre oxymoron.
*a fine speciman
[img style="WIDTH: 167px; HEIGHT: 283px" height=567 src="http://www.geografija.hr/slike/Fred_Flinstone.jpg" width=335]
(http://www.greatamericanink.com/thumbs/25094.jpg).
I'll bet Barny was a good lover.
Little dudes have to try harder.
(http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepony/BettyRubble.jpg).
oh now that's just naughty.
^^^^ What he said.
Betty is teh hawt!!!1
Betty= the stone age Monica Geller
Female orgasm!
Female orgasm!
Female orgasm! Female orgasm!
Female orgasm!
*looking around*
Crap, we're still talking about the flintstones.
I give up :(
Sorry Lise!!![/DIV][/DIV]
Ok. back to the topic.
Female Ejaculation:
[a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation[/a]
is it real? because some people say it isn't.
[span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 96, 191);"]Sorry, is this a thread about Female's orgasm? *snicker*[/span]
what's so funny?
I think she's referring to another poster.
Oh... and the vibrator thing connecting to the ancient Greeks. I should explain that. They have doctors who.... gives stimulations right through the 1800s before the invention of the vibrator which eventually took over.
I couldn't possibly have a doctor doctored me.... unless he's hawt. Calling Mr. Pitt. [/DIV]
oh. I get it now!
Yeah, I heard that doctors used to do that to treat "hysteria". Yikes. I haven't met a hawt dr yet. All my GPs and gynos have been women or old men.
*raises eyebrow* doctored?
Yep, that's exactly the condition.
SD. Use thy wonderful imagination.
hmmm okay.............. ;)
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there is such thing as squirters.
what are we talking about? Goats?
I think 'hysterical' females could benefit from that medical practice today..... perhaps we could do away with Prozac....
lol
as if our health care system wasn't already overburdened with too many patients waiting to see drs! (Easier to give them pills and send them home!)
or- expand the definition of "community home support" or "outpatient services"...