Who's there?
Gopher wrote:
Who's there?
Bill Clinton.
Hi Bill.
LOL...bill clinton who? aren't you a thing of the past?
You'd better ask Hillary about that.
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pitbullca.bc wrote:
LOL...bill clinton who? aren't you a thing of the past?
You don't know mre? I was the 42nd [a href="vny!://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_the_United_States" title="President of the United States"]President of the United States[/a], serving from 1993 to 2001. [span style="text-decoration: underline;"]
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The Penitent wrote:
To avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.
Heh heh, now yer talkin'.
yeah...apparently
I reserve judgement.
knock knock..
Who's there?
Gopher wrote:
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
no no...that one is supposed to start with bananna
who's there?
Boo.
orange you glad that I didn't say bananna?
Gopher wrote:
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "Bill Clinton"?!
pitbullca.bc wrote:
orange you glad that I didn't say bananna?
Cheater!!!! lol
Cheater who?
ahem...
Boo.
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orange you glad that I didn't say bananna?
Cheater!!!! lol
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SORRY! LOL...didn't start it right though! LOL
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Gopher wrote:
Cheater who?
You know, [a href="vny!://www.newenglandancestors.org/education/articles/research/special_guests/member_staff/scots_for_sale_the_fate_of_the_scottish_prisoners_659_511.asp"]John Cheater[/a], the husband of Alce, who was suspected of adultery with Daniell Gunn in 1654. I thought everyone knew that.
[font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"]John and Sara exile "Daniell Gunn" also faced discipline for consorting with another man's wife. In 1654, the General Court of Massachusetts heard evidence against "Daniel Gun, a Scotsman," suspected of adultery with "Alce, the wife of John Cheater, of Newbery." While Daniel was found not guilty, the court nonetheless concluded that he was "worthy of punishment, & doe therefore order him to be whipt, when he is capable of it...." The reason for the delayed whipping, apparently, was Daniel's illness, for which "there is some hope of his cure." Alce Cheater, "in regard of her unchaste behavior, is adjudged to be admonished, & to stand tyed to the whipping post one hower, & be discharged, that she may repayre to her husband."[a href="vny!://www.newenglandancestors.org/education/articles/research/special_guests/member_staff/scots_for_sale_the_fate_of_the_scottish_prisoners_659_511.asp#fn25"][/a] [/font][p class="Normal"][font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"]Whether Daniel ever received his whipping is not known. A few months later, he died of the "French disease," and prisonkeeper George Munings was reimbursed ten shillings per week for the Scotsman's care.[/font][/p]
ok..so far it went
knock knock..
who's there?
boo.
*waiting so I can finish this sad joke*
ok, well, I have to get back to f*cking work so it goes
"Boo"...
Then "Boo Who?"
"Don't Cry, it's only a joke!" Bwuauauauahahahhahahahaha!
.................................*tumbleweeds blow across monitor*
As the hour grows late, be afflicted, and mourn, and weep: let your laughter turn to mourning, and your joy to heaviness, for the Great Whale doth rise slowly to the surface and His hunger cannot be allayed but with the flesh of mankind.
Knocketh Knocketh
Who beith there?
I forgeteth......but while you're here, could you poureth me another drink.
*pours*
Enjoyeth. You're pithed.
Not yeteth. (I only got home from work half an hour ago and have had less than 3 sipeths. But I plan on putting forth a good effort)
And just how dost thou put forth, P.C.?
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lol that was me this morning. Except since I don't have to go anywhere I just turned it off and slept another 2hrs. lol
Who's there (returning to the topic).
boo
Radley?
OMG Gopher. ... that's exactly the first thing that came to my mind as well. LOL
Boo Radley who?
Boo Radley to Kill a Mockingbird.