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Title: Cheney's Leg
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 05 07 05:02
calls for a joke.
 
 can't think of one right now.  Anyone?
   
Title: Re: Cheney's Leg
Post by: Glasgogirl on Mar 05 07 07:43
Maybe he should/could pair up with Heather Mills for the "Dancing with the Stars" upcoming episode... huh?  
Title: Re: Cheney's Leg
Post by: 49er on Mar 05 07 07:52
No blood clog.........he hurt his foot running to his plane to get out of Afghanistan when he heard the sucide bomber blew himself up at the entrance to the base
Title: Re: Cheney's Leg
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 05 07 08:35
ha ha Good jokes, guys.
 
 I wonder if he accidently shot mimself in the leg this time.
   
Title: Re: Cheney's Leg
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 06 07 06:45
Doctor: We must rebuild him

Victor: I give you Frankenstein
 
Title: Re: Cheney's Leg
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 06 07 03:46
[font face="Verdana" size="2"]"Plans are being made to replace Dick Cheney if and when it ever becomes necessary. They have to plan for this kind of stuff, you know, Cheney had what, a stent, put in his artery to keep it open, had a defibrillator with batteries implanted in his chest. I think they've already started replacing him, piece by piece." [span style=""]—[/span][font helvetica=""]Jay Leno[/font][/font]  
Title: Re: Cheney's Leg
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 06 07 03:54
if Cheney croaks according to protocol Nancy Pelosi becomes VP, I believe.  
Title: Re: Cheney's Leg
Post by: Lil Me on Mar 06 07 04:00
 Sportsdude wrote:
if Cheney croaks according to protocol
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 lol at conspiracy
   
Title: Re: Cheney's Leg
Post by: 49er on Mar 06 07 06:03
Sportsdude wrote:
if Cheney croaks according to protocol Nancy Pelosi becomes VP, I believe
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     I don't think so. Pelosi will be next in line for presidency not vice presidency.  Bush just appoints someone....wasn't it the case with Agnew
Title: Re: Cheney's Leg
Post by: Sportsdude on Mar 06 07 06:28
yeah I forgot. oops.  Bush would have to appoint somebody that everyone likes because the dems control both houses.