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Title: Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'
Post by: TehBorken on Feb 27 07 03:33
Frickin' Christian whackos, at it again....
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]Citing the Wii's ability to browse the internet via the Opera browser (!!!), a Christian group based out of California is planning on [a href="vny!://kotaku.com/gaming/wii/christian-group-preps-to-attack-wii-239994.php"]targeting the console with a smear campaign[/a], Kotaku reports.

The site has gotten ahold of a leaked press release from the upcoming 'Porn Talk' media event. From the release:

"Like many new gaming technologies, the Wii's wireless internet capabilities make it a portal to porno. 'Parents think the computer is the only way for their kids to get porn on the internet. Unfortunately, they are dead wrong,' says Mike Foster, founder of ThePornTalk.com. 'Gaming devices like the Wii and the PSP aren't just for fun games anymore. You're able to surf the net, chat with friends, email, and view porn because of its internet access. Kids know this but parents don't!'"  
Title: Re: Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'
Post by: Lil Me on Feb 27 07 03:35
I guess that means throw away the cell phone, too.  
Title: Re: Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'
Post by: Lise on Feb 27 07 03:47
Wii. The next generation in vibrator.
Title: Re: Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'
Post by: Russ on Feb 27 07 03:49
Lise wrote:
 Wii. The next generation in vibrator. [/DIV]
 and you know this how?
Title: Re: Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'
Post by: Lise on Feb 27 07 03:50
Because mine came in pink. Nuff said. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Title: Re: Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'
Post by: Russ on Feb 27 07 04:05
(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Love/12.gif)

  lol Lise
Title: Re: Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'
Post by: TehBorken on Feb 27 07 04:08
Christian whackos truly crack me up. They're just so *afraid* of EVERYTHING! These are the exact same kind of nitwits that opposed anesthesia, lightning rods, electricity, organ transplants, eyeglasses, etc etc.
Title: Re: Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'
Post by: Sportsdude on Feb 27 07 04:08
 well they will come in red. lol

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Title: Re: Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'
Post by: TehBorken on Feb 27 07 04:09
 Lise wrote:
Because mine came in pink. Nuff said. [img style="font-style: italic;" src="vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif[/img]

So when someone asks you what you're doing you can honestly say "I'm playing with my wii."

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!