Right. As only a man can invent something like this. How to pass time while you're peeing. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
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It's just a concept - but you never know. Once you hit the surface in the Urinal - the game starts and the fun can begin. The creator is Marcel Neundoerfer and calls the concept "On Target"
But what happens if you get addicted playing those games - drink gallons and gallons of beer? Or take a squirting gun with you?
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it is a good idea. there are urinals out there with a picture of a fly in it. why? because it keeps men from peeing on the floor. it gives them incentive to actually pee in the urinal as oppose to missing.
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kingy wrote:
it is a good idea. there are urinals out there with a picture of a fly in it. why? because it keeps men from peeing on the floor. it gives them incentive to actually pee in the urinal as oppose to missing.
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No friggin way?? That wee little fly will do the job? So.... I guess this means a man will usually hit a target when doing the deed? (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
I'd question whether one is able to CLEAN the ping pong unit. Ugh.
Assuredly it would have more of a pong than a ping.
The ping pong paddle would be a nice addtion to a frat house or anywhere else you'd fiund people playing beer-pong
I would think that playing a game that involves peeing, would likely receive penalties for 'holding'. Not to mention unnecessary handling......we'll skip any more basketball related terms.
any of you guys have to go to the bathroom at the same time (#1), at a party or something, and to save time pee together? You can pretend you are in Star Wars and the streams of pee are lightsabers...
...Oh...I never did that either.....(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Other/5.gif)
CK wrote:
any of you guys have to go to the bathroom at the same time (#1), at a party or something, and to save time pee together? You can pretend you are in Star Wars and the streams of pee are lightsabers...
...Oh...I never did that either.....(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Other/5.gif)
DUDE!!! You don't cross the streams with another dude! Thats poor mens room edicate.
You might just as well ask if the guy next to you if he wants to play show and tell with you.
LOL!
You should see when we go all "Lord of the Rings"!!
KIDDING!
Yeah... y'know, I don't get the peeing in a group thingee. How do you guys pee in plain view? Not that I know but my husband tells me these things. He got kinda embarassed when he had to pee in the same public washroom as his friends.
A giant wall with water cascading down. Nothing else to hide. He couldn't pee. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't even ask if he was sure the wall was the right place you pee in.
Lise wrote:
Yeah... y'know, I don't get the peeing in a group thingee. How do you guys pee in plain view? [/DIV]
Mens room eticate dictates (heh, dic) that if there are 3 urinals, and 2 men, there must be 1 empty urinal in between. If a 3rd person comes in while the 2 outter ones are in use, the 3rd person will use a toilet stall instead.
The weird thing is nobody tells you these rules. Its in man DNA i think
The Alphabet of Manliness also has a section devoted to 'Urinal Etiquette' Same thing that Raver said, with a few more scenarios.
WHAT? Are you guys serious? I didn't know there was such a thing as urinal rules. Wow. The things you learn.
So... I gather you guys won't go into together all at once like we girls. I know for sure if we went out, all the girls want to get together in the washroom. And not just to do the deed alone but to talk about the guys we were with. I don't do it any more but when we were all going it, it was quite the norm.
yes, all the guys know why girls go to the washroom in groups. it is to talk about us.
another urinal rule is always keep your eyes on the wall! never look over and down.
Wouldn't it be funny if you guy boss walks in while you're peeing? Hehe. I mean what do you do in a situation like that?
I so want to ask another question but........
go ahead and ask. you want to know how we write our names on snow??
That would be one. Why do you guys do that??
Do you check out one another at all? And..... ah, can you pee ok with a stiffy??(//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/13.gif) [FONT size=1]am just curious here....[/FONT]
I sometimes try and take a quick..peek....just to compare...but mine is too big and blocks the view.....ahem........
so...how about that local sports team?
writing in the snow is childs play. you learn that when you are knee high to a grasshopper. You arent a guy if you cant write your name in the snow.
Um, lise you shouldnt be able to. theres a valve in there that blocks the urine from coming out and opens so you can, uh, let your wad out. You can force it out, but you can break your little valve in there if you do so.
back in the university days, I could spell out the calander year in Roman Numerals. I went to school in Calgary too so I had to pee fast, or it would have froze off!
calgary gets cold. I went there when it was sunny out in late october.. then three days before i left it snowed and froze to negative 29. That was the last time I was in alberta.
LOL. Ah gee.... thank you lads for your frank and interesting explaination. Bless points awarded. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/11.gif)
I can't use a urinal for some reason.... but I'm not going there for it would be tmi. ;)
It would.
you can pee with a semi stiffy. it kinda is a bit painful tho but sometimes, you just have to go, like when you wake up in the morning with 'morning wood'
Sometimes when you're walking in, you see a guy trying to gawk at another man's cock... I avoid that by going in one of the toilets.
But the worst thing is when people START TALKING to you when you're taking a leak... even if you really have to go, sometimes it doesn't come out because of the loud guy (so you waste time at the sink ... wash your hands... wait for the guy to leave, and then go back and do your business). You just don't talk.. I'm amazed that some guys don't follow this.
Marik wrote:
Sometimes when you're walking in, you see a guy trying to gawk at another man's cock... I avoid that by going in one of the toilets.
But the worst thing is when people START TALKING to you when you're taking a leak... even if you really have to go, sometimes it doesn't come out because of the loud guy (so you waste time at the sink ... wash your hands... wait for the guy to leave, and then go back and do your business). You just don't talk.. I'm amazed that some guys don't follow this.
This usually happens with drunks. I like to turn and face them when they talk to me and pee on them.
That'll teach them!