a) not much cash (think pennies) - sob!
b) tons of stupid cards that I never use but can't seem to decide whether to keep or get rid of
c) pieces of paper - crumpled grocery lists
d) old bent photographs
e) frayed threads
a) no change. I hate change.
B) 210.
C) driver lisc, credit cards, atm card, costco card, blockbuster, body shop membership, chapters membership, petcetra membership, air miles, petropoints, etc.
D) various receipts, and credit card receipts.
E) a wad of small notes and phone numers.. why dont I just put them in my cell again? The best is phone numbers with no names
F) bits of lint and threads (like lise lol)
G) coupons for restaurants that are months out of date (ok not in the wallet anymore Im throwing these out)
H) some obviously important business cards.. why else would I have one from a drycleaner I went to that destroyed a dress shirt of mine? Some from restaurants.. and a business card for a buddies business that went bankrupt last year.. I should really hand that one out, it still has his valid cell number on it.
LOL. Good one, Russ. Your posts always make me laugh. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/4.gif)
A) I don't carry cash but I've got a 20 a 5 and 2 1's had no money for a couple weeks in my debit card so I had to carry cash around
B) Okay here it goes
Missouri Drivers I.D.
First Bank Debit Card
St. Louis County Library Card
HealthLink Insurance Card
Qdoba Mexican Grill Gift Card
St. Louis Community College ID Card
Social Secruity Card (don't know why I carry it around with me since its not a good idea)
American Automobile Association (AAA) card (my lifesaver when I get into an accident)
24hr Fitness membership card
Walmart Gift card
and my favourite
AAA bail bond card (only to be used if I get arrested lol)
Okay thats everything
1. 4-$20s, 2-$5s, 6-$1s
2. Mastercard, American Express/Costco card
3. AAA membership card
4. Health Insurance membership card
5. Driver License
6 5 of my business cards
Nobody carries a packet of condom, anymore? Or they're not saying? (//vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/c010.gif)
I once knew a guy who did that. He offered to pay coffee for us girls and as he opened his wallet, the un-mentionable fell onto the table with a delicate thump before vanishing behind the cashier counter. The lady handed him his packet back much to his everlasting embarrassment. We laughed so hard... I think I almost peed myself then and there.
I used to.. no seriously. It was a joke among my friends to get me to take out my wallet to see if the same one was still there or a new one. I never remembered and it would be hilarious when they got me to take my wallet out for something.. then for me to remember why when they started laughing.
I havent for a while now. lol.
I've never bought a condom, then again the chances of me ever having to get one much less using one apparently are zillich to never happening. My foreign exchange friend from Germany was given one by the german or US officials before entering the US. I thought that was funny.
Lise wrote:
Nobody carries a packet of condom, anymore? Or they're not saying? (//vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/c010.gif)
You think I'm nuts?
I'm married!!!!!!
Ah, but what if you and the Mrs. 49er would like to do a bit of hanky panky in public? Spur of the moment type of thing. Wouldn't you want to have one in the emergency slot of your wallet?
NOTE: my husband does not carry one in his wallet and even if he did, it probably has gone past its expiry date 10 years ago.
what condoms expire?
Lise wrote:
Ah, but what if you and the Mrs. 49er would like to do a bit of hanky panky in public? Spur of the moment type of thing. Wouldn't you want to have one in the emergency slot of your wallet?
NOTE: my husband does not carry one in his wallet and even if he did, it probably has gone past its expiry date 10 years ago. [/DIV]
So, what you are saying is your husband has been pretty much cut off ten years ago?? Poor guy. :) :)
All condoms expire one way or another, SD. They're not indestructable.
I'm saying the condoms in his wallet.... I didn't mention elsewhere. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
If I bought one I'd use it as a water balloon.
Sportsdude wrote:
If I bought one I'd use it as a water balloon.
They dont work that well for that.. Trust me on that.
they get really big and cumbersome.. and they are still too strong to break when they hit something due to their tenacity and toughness.
regular balloons work best.
not even the cheap 25 cent ones you can get at gas stations?
Russ! Water filled condoms? I'm shocked! Does Starfish know about this?
I always wanted to put a condom on an exaust pipe or some kind of pipe to see how big it would get.
Lise wrote:
Russ! Water filled condoms? I'm shocked! Does Starfish know about this?[/DIV]
Thanks. she does now she just read this over my shoulder and said 'what?'. Now Im explaining myself.
LOL. Oops. Hellow there, Ms. Starfish!! (//vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/a106.gif)
lol Russ is in t-r-o-u-b-l-e hehe
[span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"] Lise wrote:[/span][br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"][span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"]LOL. Good one, Russ. Your posts always make me laugh. [/span][img style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;" src="vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/4.gif[/img][span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"] [/span]
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]His posts makes me wet, especially when he talks about his goats. OMG, did I just say that out loud? ;)
*throws icy water at purelife* Down girl, down!!!
I saw a wild mountain goat in colorado once, it was white and it baahd.
Russ wrote:
Lise wrote:
[div style="font-weight: bold;"][em]Ah, but what if you and the Mrs. 49er would like to do a bit of hanky panky in public? Spur of the moment type of thing. Wouldn't you want to have one in the emergency slot of your wallet?[/em][/div] [div style="font-weight: bold;"][em][/em] [/div] [div style="font-weight: bold;"][em]NOTE: my husband does not carry one in his wallet and even if he did, it probably has gone past its expiry date 10 years ago.[/em] [/div]
So, what you are saying is your husband has been pretty much cut off ten years ago?? Poor guy. :) :)
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]If that's the case, who's baby was she recently carrying? OMGI'MSHOCKED! ;) LOL
Lise wrote:
Ah, but what if you and the Mrs. 49er would like to do a bit of hanky panky in public? Spur of the moment type of thing. Wouldn't you want to have one in the emergency slot of your wallet?
you know most men keep condoms in their wallets not for family planning but fear of picking up a souvenir to take home
purelife wrote:
[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"]If that's the case, who's baby was she recently carrying? OMGI'MSHOCKED! ;) LOL
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lol
Ok, these are the things in my wallet at this time.
[ul][li]HBC Rewards Card[/li][li]Save On More card[/li][li]Fraser Valley Library card[/li][li]Surrey Public library card[/li][li]Vancouver Library card[/li][li]Burnaby Public library card[/li][li]driver's licence[/li][li]pictures and more pictures[/li][li]blank cheques[/li][li]lots of receipts[/li][li]$10 cash
[/li][li]Entertainment card[/li][li]Company Medical/Dental card[/li][li]Petro canada gas card[/li][li]Suzy Shier Prestige card[/li][li]Best Doctors Service Card[/li][li]many business cards[/li][li]cineplex gift card[/li][li]homesense/winners gift card[/li][li]care card[/li][li]translink map[/li][li]caffe artigiano card[/li][li]more coupons[/li][li]visa cards/bank card/master card[/li][li]lots of coins[/li][li]more business cards and stamp cards[/li][/ul]uhm, that's about it.
Lise wrote:
LOL. Oops. Hellow there, Ms. Starfish!! (//vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/a106.gif)
Hello Lise!
so... back to the topic...what's currently in my wallet? movie tickets, some cash, receipts, coupons, coins, credit cards, card for various points programs, various other cards.... no condoms though (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)
[ul][li]Fraser Valley Library card[/li][li]Surrey Public library card[/li][li]Vancouver Library card[/li][li]Burnaby Public library card[/li][/ul]Wow purelife you sure hit up the libraries. ;)
Of course, SD. How do you think I get so "experienced." ;) All those self help books... and DIY's... classic! LOL
lol! yeah my physician always growing up said hang out in the libraries thats where the real girls are ;)
Three library cards
One debit card
One credit card
Two bank cards
Sticky labels with my work address
Several coins
Two or three notes
Several pieces of paper with abbreviations on them whose meaning I once knew