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Title: Crazy Christians!!!
Post by: Marik on Feb 01 07 02:45
Check this site out:
vny!://p203.ezboard.com/btruechristiansunite
(it doesn't take long to register)

It's hard to believe people that ignorant can fill up a board... makes DV look good!
Title: Re: Crazy Christians!!!
Post by: Marik on Feb 01 07 03:07
I figured I should give some examples...


"WELCOME TO THE NO SPIN ZONE OF CHRISTIANITY! HEAR IT THE WAY GOD INTENDED!!!

WARNING: If you are UnSaved, the full-force of God's Love may be too much for your delicate sensibilities. If so, LEAVE NOW!!!"

"YOU DON'T BREAK GOD'S LAW... IT BREAKS YOU"

"A Message of compassion to nonchristians: You are a sinner and you WILL die. God did not create man to die. He created him to live forever that we may enjoy God and God may enjoy us. But the first man, Adam, decided to disobey God--and as a result, he DIED. Adam is not alone in transgressing against God--every child of Adam has also sinned. Every eyeball that reads these words belongs to a transgressor. Yes, YOU reader have transgressed the law of God--and you will die as a result. Your own common sense tells you that an all-holy God will not allow liars, murderers, rapists, sodomites, boasters, sorcerers, whoremongers and thieves in His home. Common sense tells you that criminals belong in JAIL. Well, YOU are a criminal. You've broken God's laws and those who die without a pardon will enter into the holding pen (hell) and eventually the penitentary which is the lake of fire. Amen!"


Geez... what can I say?
 
Title: Re: Crazy Christians!!!
Post by: Sportsdude on Feb 01 07 07:32
crazy people.  
Title: Re: Crazy Christians!!!
Post by: TehBorken on Feb 01 07 07:33
  Marik wrote:
"A Message of compassion to nonchristians: You are a sinner and you WILL die.

Thats compassion?? Thanks, I'll pass on their nutty definition of  "compassion".


But the first man, Adam, decided to disobey God--and as a result, he DIED. Adam is not alone in transgressing against God--every child of Adam has also sinned.

That's as ridiculous as saying that if your mom or dad stole something, you're guilty of stealing too. Which is clearly insane thinking.


Yes, YOU reader have transgressed the law of God--and you will die as a result.

I'm immune, since I don't believe in this kooky guy-in-the-sky bullshit.


Your own common sense tells you that an all-holy God will not allow liars, murderers, rapists, sodomites, boasters, sorcerers, whoremongers and thieves in His home.

Common sense and my own eyes tell me that these kinds oof people are all over the place, so obviously god DOES allow them in his home.


Well, YOU are a criminal. You've broken God's laws and those who die without a pardon will enter into the holding pen (hell) and eventually the penitentary which is the lake of fire. Amen!"


Gee, with a friendly "come-on-in-and-make-yourself-at-home" sales pitch like that, who wouldn't feel right at home with these f*cking fruitcakes?!

 
 
Title: Re: Crazy Christians!!!
Post by: Sportsdude on Feb 01 07 07:40
Anybody seen the movie Jesus Camp? 5 year olds are praying to a life size bush cut out.  
Title: Re: Crazy Christians!!!
Post by: P.C. on Feb 01 07 08:59
A Message of compassion to nonchristians: You are a sinner and you WILL die.

  So now they're claiming to have discovered the fountain of youth too ?

  If I become a christian, will I then NOT die?  Wow.....somebody missed grade 3 science class.
Title: Re: Crazy Christians!!!
Post by: Sportsdude on Feb 01 07 09:12
I just go for the music.  
Title: Re: Crazy Christians!!!
Post by: Lise on Feb 01 07 09:17
Wow. Message of compassion indeed. *shakes head in disbelief*

  I tell ya, it isn't the religion that makes people crazy, it's the people themselves.
Title: Re: Crazy Christians!!!
Post by: Sportsdude on Feb 01 07 09:19
too much jesus juice