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Well, since Mike has a wonderful award poster dedicated to purelife and myself, I also dedicate this poll to him. Mind the grammar - it's early in the morn. (//vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/tiere/k014.gif)

  Imagine this, blood and sweat, the crowds hooting and thumping in the background. The senate commitee (DS, of course) in their high seats looking down into the arena. Caesar TehBorken arrives to the roar of the people. "HAIL CAESAR!!" they screamed as he held his hands up as if to embraced the crowds. The Vestal Virgins beamed at him, their approval on their fair faces.

  Into the arena, the wonderfully inept slave named Mike enters. He attempts to win the crowds by pounding his chest, pushing back his barely visble hair upon his head. The crowds hissed and jeered, some even threw a handful of trolls but to no effect. Caesar glowered and the crowd settles back.

  At his signal, the gladiator to his right throws open the gate below. Into the arena, hops several vicious teeth-baring bad ass monkeys with murder in their eyes. They screeched and howled, the crowd gasped but applauded. Now this was a game.

  Mike approaches the monkeys, nervousness betrayed him. His lips trembled, eyes shifting from left to right, appraising his opponents. The monkeys bared their sharp fangs even further - there was meat left afterall, stingy but meat nevertheless.

  "Let the duel begin!" Roars Caeser and the crowd screams for blood.

  So I ask you, who would win?  

LOL LOL LOL!  Bless yer Lise.  That was clever and hilarious.  Mike should read that.  He better award us with metals.

  Oh, The Monkeys could turn into sexy babes and that would really distract Mike.  He's such a dimwit. We can make Mike our slave.  

Why, danke very much, purelife. I wouldn't want Mike as our slave, my dear.... it's like asking a cockroach if he can dance. Blah. I give too much credit to the cockroach already.

Wooooohoooooo Lise!  Good one!!  

Lol, the monkey vote is split...Hah!  

LOL

  Now this topic is on DV.  Did you post this, Lise?

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I take the Monkey's they were a pretty good band back in the day...  

Hehe. Nope. I swear but whoever did it is welcome to it. I'm not going near DV.

  Modify poll since Mike thinks I'm obsessed about him.  

I had a feeling that you didn't post that because I notice that it was a mere copy and paste.  It was posted in the afternoon and your blurb about apologizing for "grammar mistakes because it's too early in the morning" was still there.  And, my name was capitalized.  

  It could be Mikey poo himself who did that?  LOL, maybe DOGMEAT!  

 Hah.
This thread made me lol.
Thanks Lise    :)
EDIT: Oh yeah, definitely the monkeys.
   

Danke, danke very much. *humbly bows*

  If I were any meaner, I'd say..................... the monkey wouldn't eat Mike in the end. Their response, "Mighty Caesar, we do not touch carrion that has been tainted."    

Luggage ?  Petewwwi

monkey #2 wins with a rear naked choke.

Where would Russ's goats fit in?  (//forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)  

Mike would win because the monkey would be too busy playing with its poo.  

Lise wrote:
 Well, since Mike has a wonderful award poster dedicated to purelife and myself

  ^ I didn't see that poster. Where is it?

    (//vny!://www.galleryone.com/images/bullas/bullas_-_monkey_business.jpg)

Can't remember but Angel posted it for all of us. Apparently purelife and Lise won the DV stupid poster award or something like that.

  Childish, eh?

***Love the Will Bullas pic, Raging Poodle.  He does great stuff.***

 Lise wrote:
Can't remember but Angel posted it for all of us. Apparently purelife and Lise won the DV stupid poster award or something like that.
 
Childish, eh?



 

heh, I have that link but I don't know how to post it...

vny!://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=129122
 

cmon, you guys should feel honoured!  that means mikey still thinking of you.  he must care :)  

LOL. Hehe. That's a good way of putting it but I think we wounded his pride more than anything.  At this point I don't give a rat's ass any more.

TheAngel wrote:
heh, I have that link but I don't know how to post it...

vny!://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=129122
 
   Oh I see. By "poster" I thought he had actually created a poster (ie. a graphical representation of some sort).



Perhaps I was overestimating his talent and imagination... (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)