Check out rinkworks.com for "things people said" Very funny!
Some GREAT stuff there kitten. I particularly liked the 'resume quotes'. Rather timely....I just reworked my resume this morning.
I just finished reading the church bulletins. Hilarious!
I like the [A href="vny!://www.rinkworks.com/said/excuses.shtml"]excuses[/A]
If you want to laugh, read "The Greatest Man in the World" by James Thurber. Some things never change...