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Title: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: TehBorken on Jan 15 07 06:45
Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like Smurfette?
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[p style="font-weight: bold;"]The similarities don't end at appearances either:[/p] Smurfette:  Premiered in 1981 on NBC
 Paris Hilton:  Born 17 February 1981[/p] Smurfette:  Was magically created out of clay by Gargamel to cause jealousy and competition between smurfs
 Paris Hilton:  Has a clay personality, thinks everyone is jealous, and wants famous men fighting over her[/p] Smurfette:  Considered to be the worst singer in all of Smurfdom
 Paris Hilton:  Did you ever listen to her album, [em]Paris[/em]?[/p] Smurfette:  Wears tiny white dresses that barely cover her smurfly parts
 Paris Hilton:  Wears tiny white dresses, and often shows her, uh, smurfly parts[/p] Smurfette:  Always causing trouble, including flooding of the smurf village
 Paris Hilton:  Do we need to go into details?[/p] Smurfette:  Underwent extensive plastic smurfery to become a blond bombshell
 Paris Hilton:  Underwent extensive plastic surgery to transform her from smurfly-looking to tabloid-worthy[/p] Smurfette:  Has large smurf feet
 Paris Hilton:  Is embarassed that plastic surgery couldn't shrink her large feet [/p] Smurfette:  Lives under a mushroom in a strange fantasy world
 Paris Hilton:  Lives a strange fantasy life, and (based on her smarts) presumably grew up under a mushroom[/p] Coincidence?  I think not....
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 07:11
Hahahahhaaaa.....the similarities are remarkable.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 07:53
Hey! Lets not demean the lovely miss smurfette! I grew up on the smurfs with Gargamel, Azrael, and the smurfs...

  Uh, I thought the news was joking when they said that paris had a cd out.

  Does anybody remember the Gummi Bears?
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: TehBorken on Jan 15 07 08:33
 P.C. wrote:
Hahahahhaaaa.....the similarities are remarkable.

Coincidence, or International Conspiracy? You be the judge! (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)

 
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: P.C. on Jan 15 07 08:44
 Does anybody remember the Gummi Bears?



Like the jelly beanie type candies without the bean?

 
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: Russ on Jan 15 07 09:43
P.C. wrote:
  Does anybody remember the Gummi Bears?



Like the jelly beanie type candies without the bean?[/DIV]

 
 No, not that..

  [A class=internal title="The Gummi Bears (left to right: Grammi, Cubbi, Gruffi, Sunni, Tummi, and Zummi)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mainguys.jpg"][img class=thumbimage height=182 alt="The Gummi Bears (left to right: Grammi, Cubbi, Gruffi, Sunni, Tummi, and Zummi)" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Mainguys.jpg/190px-Mainguys.jpg" width=190 longDesc=/wiki/Image:Mainguys.jpg][/A]

  [A href="http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/26-gummi-bears/"]http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/26-gummi-bears/[/A]

[A href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney's_Adventures_of_the_Gummi_Bears"][/A]
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: Lise on Jan 15 07 12:33
Oh yeeeah! Gummi Bears. Yep. I remember them.

  Ya gotta give more credit to Smurfette. As least she was much more intelligent than Paris.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: Gopher on Jan 15 07 12:35
Hung out with a better class of person too.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: purelife on Jan 15 07 01:13
I remember Gummi Bears. I liked it.  I also like Chipendale, Rescue Rangers.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 01:18
oh I remember those! brings back good times. :)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: Ally on Jan 15 07 02:50
lol!

  I don't have anything against any celebrity.  For the most part I actually feel sorry for them being chased around by paparazzi.  

  However, I have different feelings when it comes to Paris Hilton.  I saw her on Jay Leno one night and she is nothing but a nasty, mean, rude, stupid cow.  You should have heard what was coming out of her mouth.  
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 03:07
well Paris Hilton has turned a 15 minute video into 15 minutes of fame into a career.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: Lise on Jan 15 07 03:22
There's nothing I want to hear coming out of her mouth. Paris is so blah. So crude, so not-classy. She should take a page out of Grace Kelly.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton and Smurfette - separated at birth?
Post by: Sportsdude on Jan 15 07 03:42
Whose Grace Kelly?

    EDIT: Nevermind yeah I know who she is, she's no Grace Kelly probably doesn't even know who she was.  I hate people like Paris Hilton they're so anti me.