Man, what can I say? He should be in the Guiness Book Of World Records. I'm not sure for what, but he must beat the pants off of some category...
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Unknown Hinson: Unusual Singer, Unknown Origins
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His fledgling musical career was cut short in 1963, when Hinson was accused of a number of horrific crimes — the charges included murder (three counts), armed robbery (two counts), 19 paternity suits, grand larceny, assault with a deadly weapon (28 counts), spousal abuse (he was never married), grave robbing, vampirism, 54 traffic violations including hit and run, DWI, reckless driving, speeding, expired plates and driving without a license, and copyright infringement. [a href="vny!://www.commercialappeal.com/mca/music/article/0,1426,MCA_505_5256364,00.html"][link][/a]
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Copyright infringement? Why, that no-good bastard.....
Apart from those little quirks he must have been a nice person, though.
kitten wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]Apart from those little quirks he must have been a nice person, though.[/div]
He sure looks like a friendly guy to me.
[SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"]Copyright infringement?[/SPAN] Why, that no-good bastard.....
[img height=18 src="vny!://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/TMB/BluebirdNut/Emoticons/Positive/rofl2.gif" width=30] TehBorken.... You DO have issues with copyrighted stuff......HAHAHAHAAAA
That's absolutely hilarious. Small wonder I've never heard of him. I'd NEVER listen to someone who would commit copyright infringement.
The driving without a license bothered me a bit, but I'm (almost) sure he didn't mean to do it.
That's true.....he could have lost it when he was committing grand larceny.....it happens.
my fav is the 19 paternity suits! to think that atleast 19 people slept with him. when did he have time to sleep with women while he was out robbing graves and sucking people's blood (vampirism) .
You can be charged for vampirism?? Ack. I better store away my fangs.
Maybe he was indulging in vampirism while acquiring those paternity suits. Combining hobbies.