This is pretty funny..... [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
[A href="vny!://www.fugly.com/view_video.php?viewkey=716f3d8a7a5c4e0de0d9&page=1&viewtype=&category=tf"]vny!://www.fugly.com/view_video.php?viewkey=716f3d8a7a5c4e0de0d9&page=1&viewtype=&category=tf[/A]
lol Yes, indeed it is very funny...(//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/8.gif)
.....may cause you to believe you're whispering when you're not. Hahahahahhaaaaa
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[A href="vny!://www.hemmy.net/2006/04/26/funny-warning-signs/"][FONT size=1]vny!://www.hemmy.net/2006/04/26/funny-warning-signs/[/FONT][/A]
[img height=269 src="vny!://www.aardvarkarchie.com/pictures/images/signs/sign015.jpg" width=359].
Last day on the job......
[A title="Last day on the job" href="vny!://blog.nowhiring.com.au/index.php/album//Last_day_on_the_job.jpg"][img class=pp_image height=317 alt="Last day on the job" src="vny!://blog.nowhiring.com.au/wp-content/photos/Last_day_on_the_job.jpg" width=450][/A]
[A title="Last day on the job 2" href="vny!://blog.nowhiring.com.au/index.php/album//Last_day_on_the_job_2.jpg"][img class=pp_image height=305 alt="Last day on the job 2" src="vny!://blog.nowhiring.com.au/wp-content/photos/Last_day_on_the_job_2.jpg" width=450][/A]
[img title=Image style="WIDTH: 445px; HEIGHT: 328px" height=375 alt=Image hspace=6 src="vny!://www.varsity.co.nz/images/stories/LASTDAY4.jpg" width=500 align=center border=0]
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That's sad, when you think what could happen to some of those elephants that are shamefully illiterate.
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[P align=center]I don't think the lion can read either!
Here are some interesting mistranslations:
In a Belgrade elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
A doctor's office in Rome:
Spetgwpdt in women and other diseases.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here & spend the afternoon having a good time.
On a menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire:
If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride your own ass?
In a Czech tourist agency:
Take one of our horse driven tours---we guarantee no miscarriages.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
A temple in Bangkok:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.
In a Bangkok cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a hotel in Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
These had me laughing!
Ha[FONT size=5]HA[/FONT][FONT size=4]A[/FONT]AAAA....Those are great Kitten !!!
I found them in my e-mail this morning.
here is another bad translation...
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Yipes !!!! Subtle.
C'mon.......I need some funny. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c025.gif" border=0]
I'm looking just as fast as I can, Boss!
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0] .......[FONT size=2]please[/FONT] ???
This is a little crass, but ........funny
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[SPAN class=contentcopy] Excuses for not coming to work:-[/SPAN]
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[SPAN class=contentcopy]1) Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.[/SPAN]
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[SPAN class=contentcopy]2) A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging the employee every time she tried to leave the house.
[TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 border=0] [TBODY] [TR] [TD class=contentcopy] 3) Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his expecting wife.
4) Employee called from his cell phone, said he was accidentally locked in a restroom stall and no one was around to let him out.
5) Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof while drunk.
6) Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores to do around the house
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7) One of the walls in the employee's home fell off the night before.
8) Employee's mother was in jail.
9) A skunk got into the employee's house and sprayed all of his uniforms.
10) Employee had bad hiccups.
11) Employee blew his nose so hard, his back went out.
12) Employee's horses got loose and were running down the highway.
13) Employee was hit by a bus while walking.
14) Employee's dog swallowed her bus pass.
15) Employee was sad.
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[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c014.gif" border=0] Thanks Kitten.......lol
I'm drawing a blank on your link, P.C. It comes up, but it refuses to show it to me without a membership.
Hmmmm....pops right up for me. I wonder what that's all about.
Anybody else tried it ?
maybe this one ???
[A href="vny!://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvwM.html"]vny!://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvwM.html[/A]
Worked fine for me? No problems here... Ill try my desktop.
That second link worked. Just a tiny bit disgusting!
A TINY bit ?????
Okay, a whole lot!
Wow!! A half naked woman in mens underwear! (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/13.gif)
Check out this really funny Hummer advertisement.
[A href="vny!://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZINfueEQifo"]vny!://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZINfueEQifo[/A]
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blarg. [a href="vny!://www.mp3.com/news/stories/7394.html"]slartibartfast is teh roxxors[/a].
OMG, Lise! That is hilarious!
suxxors wrote:
blarg. [A href="vny!://www.mp3.com/news/stories/7394.html"]slartibartfast is teh roxxors[/A].
I saw that pic of Britney without her panties. THAT was gross!!!!! No, it wasn't on the link but it was on DV a couple of days ago. My eyes are still hurtin'.
Paris is Britney's new BFF. Isn't that scary?
Wonder how long THAT will last?
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Cheers! (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/12.gif)
Hahahahaaaaaa.....that's excellent Lise. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
[img style="WIDTH: 580px; HEIGHT: 440px" height=441 src="vny!://i17.tinypic.com/2qjh9at.jpg" width=587]
What the customer really needed indeed!
Aint that the truth !
i think i better check on my tadpoles.
lol......it's cruel to keep them captive.
wanna help me out and free some captive tadpoles of mine p.c.??
kingy's tadpoles are as quirky as he is. I'd beware of his little ones in case they get over excited......
Ribbet......[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/a034.gif" border=0]
This is pretty good......in a funny way.
[A href="vny!://www.christoperj.com/2006/09/vc-ok-go-here-it-goes-again-on.html"]vny!://www.christoperj.com/2006/09/vc-ok-go-here-it-goes-again-on.html[/A]
This IS good![A href="vny!://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt="Thumbs Up" src="vny!://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_11.gif[/img][/A]
[A href="vny!://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb112_ZNxdm824DFCA&utm_id=7920" target=_blank][img]vny!://discoverseattle.net/source/spacer.gif?pc=ZSzeb112&pp=ZNxdm824DFCA" border=0][/A]
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Ohhhh....is THAT the snow dance CK ??????
[img alt="Bomb Technician" src="vny!://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/pictures/bomb.jpg"].
HahahaHahahahahaaaa.....that's excellent Kitten.
Kids can be a pain in the behind.
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[SPAN]Their lifetime has always included AIDS.[/SPAN]
[SPAN]The CD was introduced the year they were born.[/SPAN]
[SPAN]They have always had an answering machine[/SPAN]
[SPAN]They have always had cable. [/SPAN]
[SPAN]Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.[/SPAN]
[SPAN]Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.[/SPAN]
[SPAN]They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.! [/SPAN]
[SPAN]They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.[/SPAN]
[SPAN]They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".[/SPAN]
[SPAN]McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.[/SPAN]
[SPAN]They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter [/SPAN]
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Thank you for the large print, weird al. Naturally I had instant recognition on all of them. Wish the pics had come through.
Typewriter.........what's a typewriter. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c018.gif" border=0]
*snicker*
Hands up for those who remember calling the phone operator in order to place a local call. She would patch you through to whomever you wanted to speak with.
Or even a wringer washer.
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[P align=center][A href="vny!://www.phuketisland.com/beer/artwork.htm"]vny!://www.phuketisland.com/beer/artwork.htm[/A][A href="mailto:
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[P align=center]Their motto: Every day is a Phuket Day.
[P align=center]hell, I already knew that..
A wringer washer ?????? I had a wringer washer up until not too long ago. A NEW wringer washer. I love them, and will have another when the automatic bites the dust. Hubby bought me an automatic when he moved in, thinking he was doing me a favour.......bless his little buttons. Wringers are the absolute best and environmentally friendly too. (murder on buttons though)
I meant the antique type like this.
[A href="vny!://shopping.rollanet.org/listings/index.php?a=2&b=84691"][img height=50 src="vny!://shopping.rollanet.org/listings/user_images/9284459.jpg" width=38 border=0][/A] My mother had one when I was very young.
Yup.....like that. Speed Queen still makes them, and to buy a newer model of that is about $800.
I think I prefer the ease of today's washers and dryers.
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