"I'm really glad you came over. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
"Fu*k me for asking, but would you like to dance?"
[P align=left]Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
[P align=left](Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"
Canadian wrote:
[P align=left]Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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This right here folks is the thread winner! Thats awesome!
Not that I have ever had this happen to me, but I was chatting up this one girl at a club for over an hour and had a few drinks with her. Asked her what her sign was after she asked what mine was, and she replied,"Octagon, as in STOP."
Well if there was a girl thats annoying me and I have no interest in her usually do one of her pet peeves to tick her off or just your gay, married or asexual or had testicular cancer and lost a testicle. lol thats a turn off for sure I bet. Or just come off really rude. That seems to work.
Wow, Gopher! It certainly says something about you when you have to turn down women. Oh la la! You BonD YOU! (//forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/12.gif)
Bad breath is another turn off. You don't even have to say a word.
EDIT: Oh, silence (not saying anything at all) is another good turn off. I do it quite often, pretending not to listen/care/speak english. (//forums/richedit/smileys/2.gif)
I'm sorry. I'm partially deaf to idiots.
"That's a nice dress. It oughta look really nice down around your ankles."
Al!!!! LOL. Bless point awarded for that.
that line could actually work.
Is that a bottle of Windex in your pocket ? because I can see myself in your pants.
(true story)
i think we've must of met previously p.c.!
here is one...and this one actually works...
put a cold beverage against the skin of the person you are wanting to hit on and when they react, just say 'i just thought you were hot'
I KNEW it !!!!! [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a143.gif" border=0]
kingy wrote:
that line could actually work.
...true. It has been known to fail though, oddly enough
Greetings, Madam. I notice that you are hirsute.
P.C. wrote:
[div style="font-style: italic;"]Is that a bottle of Windex in your pocket ? because I can see myself in your pants.[/div]
Lol.
Just lick a finger, then touch it to them and then yourself, then say "How about we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?".
Ohh! I see we have switched from turn down lines to pick up lines, I see a few that I have used.
<notepad out and waiting for new ones>
Back to turn-downs.
Thanks, but our building doesn't allow pets.
Halloween is over.
"Excuse me, Miss, may I examine your vagina?"
or to a man from a woman:
"Do a girl's bathing habits really matter to you?"
(There isn't much that a woman can say to most men to turn them off. Most men would have sex with a fire hydrant if it was possible.)
A friend of mine actaully said this once when he was playing wingman for me and was unhappy with the girl he ended up with.
After several minutes of chatting with these two girls the introductions started. When it came to my friend, he says, "My name is John Smith (used actual name), have you heard of me?"
They said no. He replies, "Thats weird, I just moved to the area and I thought they were supposed to alert the community when a sex offender moves in"
The girl I was talking to realized he was kidding and actually thought it was funny but her friend did not and we both ended up leaving without the girl but laughing all the way home.
Great line, Raver!
OMG Raver! That's F*Cking HILARIOUS! LOL LOL!