Titillate - delayed onset of puberty
Furnidents - The marks that your coffee table makes on your carpet.
Prophylaxis - polishing teeth enamel for the purpose of removing external stains & plaque.
Has that got anything to do with 'safe teeth' ?
This thread confuses me, Im going to keep watching for a bit until I understand it.
COPIUS. I want copius amounts of everything.
P.C. wrote:
Has that got anything to do with 'safe teeth' ?[/DIV]
Uhm... not sure what you mean by 'safe teeth', PC. Prophylaxis is just another fancy name of polishing your teeth. I do it all the time. Usually gets rid of coffee/coke stains etc etc etc.
lol....sorry Lise. It was a bad play on words. Prophylactics.....as in comdoms. Like safe sex.......safe teeth OK, it was a bad joke.
Worrisome - Not enough to get anxious about.
P.C. wrote:
lol....sorry Lise. It was a bad play on words. Prophylactics.....as in comdoms. Like safe sex.......safe teeth OK, it was a bad joke.
D'oh! Naughty. Such a naughty streak in your, m'lady.
D'oh! Naughty. Such a naughty streak in you, m'lady.
Well, if left alone in it's original subtleness, it would have been OK. Now that I've had to SPELL IT OUT, it sounded much naughtier. rofl
Which all goes to show that sometimes there really IS something to be gained by the occasional gilding of a lily.
Surcharge - cash for honours.
Argy-Bargy - boat owner in Buenos Aires.
Those are funny, Gopher!
Malady - somewhat like a duck (Mallard).
Ducky - low ceiling
Filibuster = silicone implant
Accordionated - Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Beelzebug - Satan in the form of a mosquito. The one that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. I actually know a few of these people.
Hozone - A really bad part of town [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/k045.gif" border=0]
Hornets - what denizens of the hozone wear in their hair.
Hormones - the sounds they sometimes make.
I think I may be breaching some posting ettiquette. I can't help, these are fun.
Giraffiti - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Ignoranus - A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.
(pardon my 'bilingualism....I'm just trying to do TB proud) [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d015.gif" border=0]
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it backdown to give the vacuum one more chance. 3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs. 4. ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one arm rest in a movie theater. 5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keep backing a person across the room untilhe finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug. 6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man guy lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side. 7. PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper. 8 PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. 9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it. 10.TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
Semi-colon - half a large intestine.
Damnation - Holland
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
*in light of my present situation at work. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/d040.gif" border=0]
A non-prophet organisation - atheism
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/traurig/a010.gif" border=0]
Moral indignation - jealousy
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE : The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. Often, this is how I fix my computer.
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P.C. wrote:
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE : The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. Often, this is how I fix my computer.
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a037.gif" border=0][/DIV]
I usually kick it.
I hit it with a shillalah. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/f010.gif" border=0]
ROTFL. Good one, PC. That should be our new motto from now on. (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/4.gif)
SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
ROTFL!!!!!!!
This doesn't exactly fit with the topic but I thought I'd share anyway. Some of you may see this on billing from Computer technicians. I've actually billed for this, and I know many other techs have too.
Pebkac error - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
That's excellent Raver.....I like it.[img]vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0 ="url(this.src);"]