Five tips for a man....
1. It is important that a woman helps out around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a woman makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a woman you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a woman that has hot sex with you, loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four women don't know each other.
Sounds a bit like the toast for sundays on navy/merchant ships.
<raise glass of port>
To our wives and to our girlfriends! <as people take a drink>
May they never meet.
My favorite toast:
"To lying, cheating, and stealing! When you lie, you lie to save a friend. When you cheat, you cheat death. And when you steal, you steal your lover's heart."