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Title: Latest Jebus Sighting
Post by: TehBorken on Oct 22 06 07:30
 On a [a href="vny!://cbs13.com/watercooler/local_story_293010847.html"]chimichanga[/a], of course. Jesus always appears on Mexican food. Everyone knows that.

[hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"][h1]Woman Sees Face Of Jesus On Her Chimichanga[/h1](CBS 13)  SACRAMENTO Follow the burn marks to an image now charred in her memory, "Right here, I see an emblazened image of Jesus Christ on a burrito," said [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]crazy person[/span] Valenica Phillips. [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"][/span]

Phillips says she's not crazy, not overly religious either. "I believe in God but, I'm not a real religious person," said Phillips.

Although the Sacramento woman was real hungry [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]and crazy[/span], she didn't dare bite into this. "And all of a sudden the eyes just started forming ..I ran to my neighbor, [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]who thinks I'm crazy[/span]" added Phillips.

Then she called in her kids, "And as it kept forming, it looked just like Jesus Christ," said Phillips [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]who is certifiably insane[/span].

Valencia got the chimichanga chills, "It was amazing...on a chimichanga!" said Phillips.

Tonight she guards the dish like a [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]crazy person[/span] protective mother, keeping the chimichanga resting on a bed of cotton balls. It'll always, she says, have a soft spot in her heart. "I've had an amazing, amazing experience. It's been something else," said Phillips [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]who was recently diagnosed as "completely crazy[/span]".

Valencia Phillips knew her faith runs deep, she never knew it ran deep fried.

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Title: Re: Latest Jebus Sighting
Post by: Lise on Oct 22 06 11:12
LOL. Of course. Beats the Jesus face on the toast.
Title: Re: Latest Jebus Sighting
Post by: kitten on Oct 22 06 11:25
Since there were no pictures done of him at the time, what makes these twits think they know what he looked like?
Title: Re: Latest Jebus Sighting
Post by: Gopher on Oct 22 06 11:30
These sorts of people know everything, it's pointless questioning them or cross-questioning them for answers as they are unable to give replies which are acceptable to anyone of even the slightest intelligence.
Title: Re: Latest Jebus Sighting
Post by: weird al on Oct 22 06 11:40
Yep, faith can be so much more comforting than actual information

                                 

                                  famous faith healer

                       (//vny!://i13.tinypic.com/2djdiqv.jpg)

     "Put some money in the kitty folks, or I'll throw this right in your faith."
Title: Re: Latest Jebus Sighting
Post by: kitten on Oct 22 06 11:43
[FONT color=#ff0000]LOL!!!!![/FONT]
Title: Re: Latest Jebus Sighting
Post by: Lise on Oct 22 06 04:41
al, you have the funniest lines!!  (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/2.gif)
Title: Re: Latest Jebus Sighting
Post by: weird al on Oct 22 06 05:58
Lise wrote:
 al, you have the funniest lines!!  (//vny!://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/2.gif)

  Thanks Lise! But I have to confess, I stole that from Lenny Bruce (pictured above). I may be a thief, but I try to steal only the best :-)
 
Title: Re: Latest Jebus Sighting
Post by: Sportsdude on Oct 22 06 06:03
eh, jesus.
Title: Re: Latest Jebus Sighting
Post by: Russ on Oct 22 06 06:21
kitten wrote:
 Since there were no pictures done of him at the time, what makes these twits think they know what he looked like?



My first thoughts as well. Winnar of teh thread.