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Title: Help Screw A FAX Spammer
Post by: TehBorken on Oct 03 06 10:37
These a**holes have been spamming my FAX machine day and night. Wanna screw them back, for free?

Call this number: 1-877-507-8693
 
Every time you call it they have to pay for the call, usually at least a couple of bucks, sometimes much more. Tell them to "f*ck OFF and stop spamming people's FAX machines". Then hang up. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)

Just think- if 20 people called 2 or 3 times, that's at least $100 out of their pockets. If 100 people called 5 times, that's over $1000 it'll cost them. I've posted their number by my monitor and whenever I feel cranky I call them up and tell the to "f*ck OFF!".

I find it's a great way to relive some tension, plus it's just plain fun to yell at someone you *know* is a scumbag working for a scumbag organization. They're in Panama City, so I reckon the phone charges they'll have to pay for each call could really add up.

That's 1-877-507-8693.
Call now and tell them to "f*ck off!".


Title: Re: Help Screw A FAX Spammer
Post by: Mutilated Mind on Oct 03 06 02:31
Of course it goes without saying that I believe every single word you say, TehBorken, as you are the moderator/webmaster ? of this messageboard and have as a nick "TehBorken", so totally naturally you CANNOT but say true things, but I would like to ask anyway who ARE these people ? as I don't find pleasure in just screwing people for the hell of it (even WITH a reason, I don't find pleasure in it).
Title: Re: Help Screw A FAX Spammer
Post by: TehBorken on Oct 03 06 04:08
 Mutilated Mind wrote:
but I would like to ask anyway who ARE these people ?

They're a bunch of losers who are trying to sell "affordable health plans" according to their spam-FAX. You can confirm this yourself by calling the number if you like, then you wouldn't have to take my word for it. (That may be too simple of a solution, but I thought I'd mention it.) They operate out of Nicosia, Cypress so as to get around the "no-call" laws that apply to telemarketers here in the US.



as I don't find pleasure in just screwing people for the hell of it (even WITH a reason, I don't find pleasure in it).
 
With an attitude like that you'll never be fit to serve in Congress. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)
Title: Re: Help Screw A FAX Spammer
Post by: TIMID LAME DUDE on Oct 03 06 07:12
TehBorken wrote:
 (That may be too simple of a solution, but I thought I'd mention it.)
[BR style="FONT-STYLE: italic"] That is too simple. Anyway I don't want to actually research anything, I just want to pick quarrels with people on a nice safe forum like this one, where I can count on people not to be too harsh with me. Which sort of goes with being a pusillanimous pussy.
Title: Re: Help Screw A FAX Spammer
Post by: bozco on Oct 03 06 09:45
TIMID LAME DUDE wrote:

YOU CERTAINLY NAMED YOURSELF APPROPRIATELY. THE LAME PART, ANYWAY.
 
Title: Re: Help Screw A FAX Spammer
Post by: Bill Cosby on Oct 03 06 10:16
I think that was supposed to be a shot at lame-o Muti
Title: Re: Help Screw A FAX Spammer
Post by: Fat Albert on Oct 04 06 07:10
Bill, we thought you were dead!!!!!
 
Title: Re: Help Screw A FAX Spammer
Post by: Bill Cosby on Oct 04 06 09:09
That was just an act.
Title: Re: Help Screw A FAX Spammer
Post by: TehBorken on Oct 04 06 10:22
 Fat Albert wrote:
Bill, we thought you were dead!!!!!
 
 He was, but he got better. (//forums/richedit/smileys/Happy/14.gif)
Title: Re: Help Screw A FAX Spammer
Post by: Mutilated Mind on Oct 04 06 11:11
bozco wrote:

YOU CERTAINLY NAMED YOURSELF APPROPRIATELY. THE LAME PART, ANYWAY.
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I do think you are too harsh with the poor guy. He was just trying to be witty, after all.
Everyone has a right to at least TRY to be funny, isn't it ? Even if the Founding Fathers forgot to put it into their Constitution.
Title: Re: Help Screw A FAX Spammer
Post by: TehBorken on Oct 04 06 11:31
 Mutilated Mind wrote:
Everyone has a right to at least TRY to be funny, isn't it ? Even if the Founding Fathers forgot to put it into their Constitution.
 
I think that comes under the "pursuit of happiness" thing.
Title: Re: Help Screw A FAX Spammer
Post by: Quarter Pounder on Oct 04 06 01:23
TehBorken, do you need a screwdriver ?